incorrect midam quotes

incorrect quotes involving midam or michael/adam. requests & submissions open. run by anna and hannah. @bitteradamgirl and @f0rsqken

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Adam: My only talent is breathing.

Michael: You have asthma, darling.

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Adam: The only way to defeat a bully is to stand up to him!

Adam: Trust me, I’ve bullied a lot of people.

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Michael: My heart is telling me yes, but Adam is telling me no.

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Adam: Yes, I support the Winchester’s rights.

Adam: The Winchester’s rights time shut the fuck up, that is.

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Adam: You call it a near death experience, i call it a vibe check from god

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Michael, about living in the bunker: Yeah, everything is great. We are just one big happy family. We are all having a great time.

Michael, later: I either want to set myself or Dean on fire.

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Michael: I’ve been in a relationship with Adam for ten years, and I always keep his picture in my wallet.

Michael: Whenever I face difficulties in life, I take out my wallet and stare at his picture.

Michael: And it comforts me knowing if I can survive being in a relationship with this psychopath, I can survive anything.

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Adam: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse. That's what I always say.

Michael: You should say something else.

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Adam: You abandoned me in the cage! You left me to die!

Dean: Well, I wouldn't have done it if I'd known you were going to hassle me about it.

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Michael: I can do whatever I want!

Dean: I’m calling Adam—

Michael: No, no wait.

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Adam: How much do you love me?

Michael: I’d move mountains for you.

Adam: Could you try to get along with Dean?

Michael: Now lets not get too crazy.

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Dean: Just how dumb does Adam think we are?

Michael: Sometimes he leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

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Michael: Since you won’t be able to contact me for a month, I’ve left a complimentary bowl of advice.

Michael: For example, “Lucifer, stop doing that!” applies to everything.

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Michael: Have I ever told you how much I love you and would do absolutely anything for you because you deserve the world.

Adam:

Michael:

Adam: I’m not giving you any of my food.

Michael: PLEASE

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Michael: If Sam and Dean were drowning and you could only save one, who would you save?

Adam: My energy.

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Lucifier – Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day.

Lucifier –  But set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Adam – …I don’t think that’s how it goes.

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Adam: I’m gay.

Michael: Wait...

Michael: I thought you were American.