Incorrect Frostmaster Quotes

This ship is sending me straight to hell

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Grandmaster: *losing at monopoly* Fuck this shit!

Thor, whispering: Maybe you should pretend to suck for his benefit...

Loki: Trust me, I do plenty of sucking for his benefit.

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Valkyrie: Loki, I've been meaning to ask. Are you and the Grandmaster involved in a... romantic relationship?

Loki: No, we have a mutually beneficial relationship that means I get whatever I desire from him, like stability, and he gets whatever he desires from me.

Valkyrie, who knows exactly what a sugar daddy is: Oh sounds great!

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Grandmaster: Can we talk, one ten to another?

Loki: I'm an eleven but continue.

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Thor: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Loki: I'm a knife.

Grandmaster (from across the room): He's a little spoon.

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Thor: I spy something that starts with 'S'.

Valkyrie: *looks over at Loki and Grandmaster*

Valkyrie: Is it 'sexual tension'?

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Topaz: What's this?

Grandmaster: It's my to-do list.

Topaz: Oh? That's great. I'm so glad that you're starting to be more organiz-

Topaz: This just says "Loki"

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Topaz: Why are you naked?

Grandmaster: I don't have clothes.

Topaz: *opens closet* You have shirts, pants, boots, hi Loki, that nice new cloak...

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Thor: What did you do?

Loki, with a low voice: I sucked dick on accident…

Thor: Howthe f u c k do you s u c k d i c k “on accident”???