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Ashe: If I run and jump at Katarina, she will most definitely catch me.

Ashe: *Runs at Katarina*

Katarina: ASHE, NO! I'M HOLDING COFFEE-

Katarina: *Drops her coffee to catch Ashe*

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Ashe: I think we have a problem.

Katarina: Is it about the fire?

Ashe: No, the- what fire?

Katarina: Oh, forget it.

Ashe: KAT

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Katarina: Psssssst.

Ashe: what?

Katarina: Are you Cinderella?

Ashe: *clenches fist*

Katarina: Cause I can already see your clothes disappearing by midnight.

Ashe, walking away: i'm breaking up with you

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Cass: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Katarina: I’m a knife.

Ashe, from across the room: She’s a little spoon.

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Katarina: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Ashe: Wow. They sound stupid.

Katarina: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Ashe: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Katarina: I guess you’re right. Hey Ashe, I love you.

Ashe: See! Just say that!

Katarina: Holy fucking shit.

Ashe: If that flies over their head then, sorry Kat, but they're too dumb for you.

Katarina: Ashe.

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Katarina: I don’t do relationships.

Ashe: *exists*

Katarina: shit.