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incorrect quotes for gattaca (1997), primarily eugene/vincent • run by mod eugene and mod vincent

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irene: is everything alright?

vincent: i dont know, hold on.

vincent, to eugene: are you alright?

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irene, throwing the door open: i knew it! you two are having sex!

eugene: we are? vincent, why didn't you tell me? i would've put my book down.

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gattaca: why can't i find a guy like this ugh

vincent: hey

gattaca: no

vincent, using eugene's samples: im literally the guy in the pic

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vincent: can i have some water?

eugene, angry and handing him a glass of ice: wait.

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vincent, flirting: what's your sign?

eugene, not looking up from his book: dollar.

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vincent: you're blocking the view

eugene: i am the view.

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vincent: you're ignoring all your problems

eugene: i know

vincent: thats an unhealthy coping mechanism

eugene: im ignoring that as well

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eugene, next to vincent in the store: alright, mission number two. finding where the popcorn is.

vincent: wait what was mission number one?

eugene: fucking getting here, vincent

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anton: why is it that whenever something bad happens, its you two?

vincent: no clue

eugene: we've been asking ourselves the same thing for two years

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Eugene: I wasnt that drunk last night

Vincent: You cried when i told you i was married

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vincent: sometimes i don't think eugene takes me seriously

irene: then try acting more mature around him

eugene, that night: what do you do for fun?

vincent, sweating: taxes

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vincent: i think im in love with eugene

irene: congratulations, you're officially the last to know

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vincent: whats your type?

eugene: ab

vincent:

eugene: oh you mean in people?

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vincent: let's just say i was the president of the astronomer's club in high school for a reason

eugene: is it because you were the only member

vincent: ...yes

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vincent: so i have this rock...eugene gave it to me

eugene: i threw it at you

vincent: he's very sweet

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eugene, in front of a broken coffee machine: who broke it. i just want to know.

irene: i did, i broke it-

eugene: no. no you didn't. anton?

anton: don't look at me. look at vincent.

vincent: what? i didn't break it!

anton: hm. that's weird. how did you even know it was broken?

vincent: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

anton: suspicious...

vincent: no, it's not!

irene: alright, stop fighting. i broke it, let me pay for it.

eugene: no. who broke it.

anton: ...vincent's been awfully quiet all of a sudden-

vincent: really?

*cut to eugene*

eugene: it was me. i burned my hand so i broke it. i predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. good. it was getting a little chummy around here.

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vincent: eugene just made a group chat called "eugene's surprise party" and then left the chat. im feeling a lot of emotions right now. mostly respect.