irene: is everything alright?
vincent: i dont know, hold on.
vincent, to eugene: are you alright?
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@incorrectgattacaquotes
irene: is everything alright?
vincent: i dont know, hold on.
vincent, to eugene: are you alright?
irene, throwing the door open: i knew it! you two are having sex!
eugene: we are? vincent, why didn't you tell me? i would've put my book down.
gattaca: why can't i find a guy like this ugh
vincent: hey
gattaca: no
vincent, using eugene's samples: im literally the guy in the pic
vincent: can i have some water?
eugene, angry and handing him a glass of ice: wait.
vincent, flirting: what's your sign?
eugene, not looking up from his book: dollar.
vincent: you're blocking the view
eugene: i am the view.
vincent: you're ignoring all your problems
eugene: i know
vincent: thats an unhealthy coping mechanism
eugene: im ignoring that as well
eugene, next to vincent in the store: alright, mission number two. finding where the popcorn is.
vincent: wait what was mission number one?
eugene: fucking getting here, vincent
anton: why is it that whenever something bad happens, its you two?
vincent: no clue
eugene: we've been asking ourselves the same thing for two years
Eugene: I wasnt that drunk last night
Vincent: You cried when i told you i was married
vincent: sometimes i don't think eugene takes me seriously
irene: then try acting more mature around him
eugene, that night: what do you do for fun?
vincent, sweating: taxes
vincent: i think im in love with eugene
irene: congratulations, you're officially the last to know
vincent: whats your type?
eugene: ab
vincent:
eugene: oh you mean in people?
vincent: let's just say i was the president of the astronomer's club in high school for a reason
eugene: is it because you were the only member
vincent: ...yes
vincent: so i have this rock...eugene gave it to me
eugene: i threw it at you
vincent: he's very sweet
eugene, in front of a broken coffee machine: who broke it. i just want to know.
irene: i did, i broke it-
eugene: no. no you didn't. anton?
anton: don't look at me. look at vincent.
vincent: what? i didn't break it!
anton: hm. that's weird. how did you even know it was broken?
vincent: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
anton: suspicious...
vincent: no, it's not!
irene: alright, stop fighting. i broke it, let me pay for it.
eugene: no. who broke it.
anton: ...vincent's been awfully quiet all of a sudden-
vincent: really?
*cut to eugene*
eugene: it was me. i burned my hand so i broke it. i predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. good. it was getting a little chummy around here.
vincent: eugene just made a group chat called "eugene's surprise party" and then left the chat. im feeling a lot of emotions right now. mostly respect.