Mai: Hey Yasu, can you pass the salt?
Yasuhara: Can you pass your classes?
Mai: ... too much salt.
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Mai: Hey Yasu, can you pass the salt?
Yasuhara: Can you pass your classes?
Mai: ... too much salt.
Lin: Are you decent?
Madoka: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking.
Madoka: So what are you going to bring to the Christmas dinner?
Naru: My negative attitude and sparkling personality, obviously.
Takigawa: If I died, how much would you miss me?
Ayako: It's cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but if you say Masako isn't beautiful I will be forced to correct your vision.
Mai Taniyama
Mai: Always stay positive!
*falls down a well*
Mai: Wow I got down that well so fast!
Ayako: Seriously, all you do is bitch.
Mai: Excuse me, I happen to bitch the perfect amount for the situation I'm in.
Lin: I have brought you all here today because I need to get something off my chest.
Madoka: [from the back of the room] Is it your shirt? Please say yes.
Lin: Talk to her, that's what friends do.
Naru: Nope. I'm gonna wait 'till I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word, and then die immediately.
Lin: That's your plan for dealing with this?
Naru: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm going to win that way.
Ghosts are the disease, meet the cure. Okay, not the cure, but more like a topical ointment to reduce the swelling and itch.
Houshou Takigawa
I got this.
Mai, before realising she most certainly don't got this.
Mai: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Naru: Well which is it? I can't do both.
There is no living or dead. Only those who will and will not be bothering me again.
Naru
Oh please. You get kidnapped so much you should come with your own ransom note.
Ayako to Mai
I'm not helpless. I'm not helpless... I am helpless. I'm gonna die.
Mai at some point probably
Am I a good person? No. Do I try to be a better person every day? Still no.
Naru
John: What are you going to do?
Monk: What my principles and conscience tell me to do.
John: Okay.
Monk: ...What do you think that should be?