Incorrect Glanni Glaepur Quotes

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Glanni: My two reasons for doing things:

Glanni: Spite, the aesthetic.

Glanni: That's it.

Glanni: Okay, I lied.

Glanni: Attention.

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Ithro: How much do you love me?

Glanni: Immensely.

Glanni: I’d move mountains for you.

Ithro: Will you get me some vegetables from the grocery store?

Glanni: Let’s not exaggerate.

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Glanni: The best way to a boy’s heart is punching it through the rib cage.

Child! Robbie: Isn't that illegal?

Glanni: Don't let it stop you.

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Child! Robbie: So, any advice dad?

Glanni: When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy porn or cigarettes because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is also okay.

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Ithro: Good morning Glanni, you look beautiful today!

Glanni: Good morning--

Ithro: HAHA APRIL FOOLS!

Ithro: YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL EVERY DAY!

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Robbie: We'll use mankind's greatest weapon--

Glanni: Grenade.

Robbie: NO.

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Glanni: I’ll do anything that starts with M

Goggi: math

Jives: meth

Ithro: me

Glanni: I meant meth but okay

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Glanni: Come on, how many people have to get killed before you start having fun?

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MayhemTown Gang: Are you trying to make the rest of us look stupid?

Glanni: I’m not trying. It’s just happening.

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Glanni, texting: i fcukin love cat paws thyre SO good and when they have their claws out??? the BEST

Ithro: Glanni it's four AM please get some sleep.

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Glanni: That would go against my moral compass.

Ithro: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel, Glanni.

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Glanni: Should I give you some advice, my little gumdrop?

Robbie: Looking at the state of your life? No.

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Glanni: Am I a good person? No.

Glanni: But do I try to be better every single day?

Glanni: Also no.

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Ithro: Did you break something?

Glanni: I wouldn't say I broke it. I prefer to say IT broke.

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Glanni: Is your baby being a little shit? Shout at him, that'll scare him!

Glanni: Don't be naughty!

Baby Robbie: *laughs*

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Glanni: And two shots of vodka--

Glanni: *pours whole bottle*

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Ithro, worriedly: You look stressed.

Glanni: Haha yeah it's the stress.