Oliver Is A Dork

I love these dumb kids so much (Glass Heart and all its characters belong to Taylor @nessaandoliver)

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Nessa: *bursting into the room* You two ARE having sex!

Adam: We are? Oliver why didn’t you tell me? I would’ve put my book down

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Adam: the phone is on speaker so behave

Oliver: or what, you’ll spank me?

Will: oh my god nO

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Lizzie: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There’s a table with four people who are supposed to sit there, but they have no clue where to sit. There is you, me, Will and Mary. Which order should they sit? 

Oliver: uh, Mary, you, Will, and me?

Lizzie: nope! Guess again

Oliver: Will, you, Mary, me?

Oliver: wait...

Lizzie, gasping: Yes!

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Oliver: I have an idea

Will: a good one?

Oliver: let’s not get ahead of ourselves

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*Adam and Oliver looking at wedding album*

Oliver: i remember, during the service, Nessa was crying so hard, she couldn't even say the words "i do". have you ever seen anybody cry so much?

Adam: that was you, and no I haven’t.

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Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her, either way, what bliss.”

~Oliver @ Nessa doing something embarassing

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Nessa: it’s at times like these that I wish I’d listened to what Reina told me

Oliver: what did she tell you?

Nessa: I don’t know I wasn’t listening

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Oliver: are you mad?

Adam: No, I’m not mad. I’m happy. I’m thrilled. I love looking like an idiot.

Oliver: well that explains your outfit

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Photographer: alright, show me your good side!

Sebastian: honey, every side is my good side

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Adam: hey bro, do you have a light?

Oliver: bro...you are my light

Adam: *crying* bro...

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Reina: Are you decent?

Nessa: not morally, but I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking

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“I don’t have resting bitch face, my bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant.”

~Wes

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Adam: No fear!!

Will: what if Nessa picks you as prince consort?

Adam: ONE FEAR!

Oliver: ONE FEAR!

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Adam: Fucking Hell!

Will: Whoa! Watch your language

Adam: Fucking Heck!

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Nessa: I love Reina…so much…she’s such an important part of my life…I wouldn’t be the same without her….how can I convey that to her?

Nessa:

Nessa:

Nessa: *sends her a meme out of nowhere at 2am* perfect

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Lizzie: Oliver is just so beautiful and kind and he loves with his whole heart and it’s just *sniffle* so SAD that he’s had to endure so much pain and sadness but it hasn’t made him cold or cruel, he deserves the whole world and everything he wants and I would die for him!

Katie: ...Lizzie I just asked what you wanted for breakfast

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Nessa: its a shame you have such a small dick

Adam: what??? What on earth makes you think I have a small dick?

Nessa: cause you shoved two thirds of it into your personality