Incorrect Glee Quotes

"I died a slow, horrible death, choking on the fluid in my lungs" - Glee Fandom.

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Santana

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Why

 is it that whenever I talk to you, I want to punch you in the face?!

Finn

: …‘cause you’re mean?

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Rachel: I don’t have feelings for Finn any more. So, time for me to get out there and spread my-

Santana: -legs?

Rachel: ...wings.

Rachel: Get out there and spread my legs???

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"Hell yeah I’m a dick, girl, addicted to you."

Noah Puckerman [to Quinn Fabray]

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Kity: She didn’t even bother to learn all the new cheerios' names.

Sue: Listen up faces. In order to save us all some time, I will call all the males “Mason” and all the females “Madison” from now on.

Mason and Madison: Those are actually our names.

Sue: Then, out of fairness to the others, you will both be Slagathor. Masons, Madisons, Slagathor, I will be in my office.

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Rachel: Allergies?

Quinn: Cowardice and weak-willed men.

Quinn: And Hazelnuts.

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Brittany: Just be yourself, say something nice.

Santana: Which one? I can't do both.

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Blaine is gone! Oh, I’ll miss him so much! I cry myself to sleep, Blaine! Ahhhh…False. I do not miss him.

Kurt Hummel

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As Finn always says, there is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie. And there’s an “i” in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team… I don’t know what he’s talking about.

Rachel Berry

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Kitty: Marley was getting a little chummy. When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.

Bree: that's a great idea!

Kitty: Thanks!

Bree: You're welcome, Cathy.

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Finn: Let me explain something to you, Rachel. When you're in a situation, you don't have time to think so I thought to myself, "don't think, Finn, act"

Rachel: So you weren't thinking.

Finn: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking

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Sugar: between you and me, I’m starting to think we are getting jerked around here. You know?

Joe: Uh,

Sugar: Some inexplicable forces out there are fucking with us. They are doing everything in their power to make sure that when we’re not being totally humiliated, we are staying completely irrelevant.

Sugar: We can’t let them toy with us, then just sweep us under the carpet like that. I’m not going to let our relevance be marginalized anymore, Grover.

Joe: What are you going to do?

Sugar: I think it’s time to start fucking some shit up.

Joe: Oh no

Sugar: More like oh yes!

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Ryder: Yesterday you told me my head was too big for my neck.

Kitty: That was constructive criticism.

Ryder: Well, what am I supposed to do about it?

Kitty: I don't know. As a friend, my job is only to point things out.

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I was arrogant. It’s a classic story of hubris. I’m like Icarus whose wings melted before he could fuck the sun.

Sebastian Smythe

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Come on Finn, just take off your shirt and tell us!

Kurt Hummel

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Finn: When you Google "Finn Hudson" now, I come up first, not the Finn Hudson that outed Santana Lopez.

Rachel: Finn, that was you.

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I was kind of getting sick of hearing Rachel and Brody talk about their relationship, but then I remembered alcohol existed. [Takes a swig of Champagne.] Thanks, alcohol.

Santana Lopez

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You guys call yourselves bullies? He’s not even bleeding! You’re all fired, I want you out of this school by tomorrow morning. You make me sick.

- Sue Sylvester (submitted by sparkyyoungupstart)