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Mark: When have I ever done anything rash of irresponsible?

Derek: I keep a list. It's alphabetized

Derek: Oh you're having a bad day? Did you die?

Burke: I got shot

Derek: But did you die?

Meredith: What do you need? Derek: Backup. Meredith: I don't like it when you say you need backup and nothing's happened yet..

Meredith: Wow. You know every one of my stories

Derek: And you know every one of mine. I guess it's official. We're an old married couple.

Meredith: Nice!

Derek: We did it!

Izzie: I’m not like other girls. I’m prettier.

Addison: I didn’t want to ruin your opinion of me. You guys put me up on a pedestal and think I’m perfect.

Izzie: No, no. No one ever thought that.

Meredith: There is literally only one person here who is smart enough and capable enough to pull out this surgery.

Meredith: *Looks at Derek*

Derek: Fine. I’ll do it.

Meredith: Whenever I'm sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

Izzie: Oh, don’t be so dramatic. That’s my thing and if you take it away from me, I will kill myself... and then you.

Derek: hey Meredith, what do you think is the height of stupidity?

Meredith: looking at Mark cleaning the room with vegetable oil: 6”0’.

Derek: Why is Meredith crying? Who do I have to ki-

Izzie: You don't have to kill anybody, it's not like that.

Derek: What happened?

Izzie: Meredith took one of those 'which Greys character are you' quizzes...she got Rose.

Izzie: how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

George: i think-

Cristina: 72 hours.

George: how do you kn-

Cristina: there’s a fish person behind you.

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