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@incorrectgundamwingquotes
[at Preventers HQ]
Dorothy: It’s valentine’s day, so I decided to anonymously send a box of chocolate to the hottest guy in the office.
Sally: Yeah about that… The card on your box literally said “To the hottest guy in Preventers.” So now everyone’s arguing about who that could be.
Dorothy: I know. I’m not in love with anyone in particular. I just wanted to start a fight.
Trowa: I’m going to summon a demon boyfriend.
Wufei: What.
Trowa: Demons have signed a contract with the dark lord Satan. This means they’re not afraid of commitment. This is already a step above men.
Trowa: Further, demons are from hell and I will be going to hell because I am gay. And I bet that means they already have a house, a nice job, a pension, a 401k. Sign me up.
Trowa: This last one is purely aesthetic but most demons have wings and horns. Your man, could never.
Wufei: ...why is this so thought-out, I—
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[at the Maxwell Church]
Little!Duo: Dear Santa, I’m writing to let you know I’ve been bad.
Duo: And it was worth it, you judgmental bastard.
[at Preventers HQ]
Heero: We’re doing Secret Santa this year and I got Zechs. What should I get him?
Trowa: Make him a Where’s Waldo book but photoshop Waldo out of every picture.
Heero:
Wufei: Barton, genuinely - what the hell is wrong with you?
Quatre: Hi Duo, we made Latvian Christmas cookies. Want one?
Duo, taking one: You bet I do.
Trowa: The potato really brings out the vinegar.
Duo: Neither of those are cookie things. So I’m just gonna put this back.
Trowa: The elf on the shelf isn't a cute holiday tradition, it's a physical embodiment of the orwellian dystopia that we live in and a ploy to make kids blindly accept a surveillance sta-
Duo: Tro, buddy, I love you and really value your insights but can you PLEASE shut up and help me finish this fucking gingerbread house?
Duo: Dear friends, your christmas gift this year… is me.
Duo: That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed!
Quatre: Please stop drinking tea by putting the teabag in your mouth and chugging boiling water!
Heero: Wow. Sorry for being cultured.
[on a mission]
Wufei: Where the hell is 01?!
Duo: He’s, uh… He’s busy.
Trowa: Being an idiot.
Wufei: What kind of idiot?
Trowa: The “everything’s now on fire” kind.
[in the groupchat]
Duo: I think I’m bi
Quatre: :) I’m here if you want to talk, Duo!
Heero: What kind of bi?
Duo: What
Heero: Bilingual? Bisexual? Bipolar?
Trowa: lmao probably all 3
Wufei: A bitch
Duo: So, you’re dating the Princess?
Heero: Yes. And she’s not a Princess anymore—
Duo: So she knew you and was like… more?
Heero:
Sally: What’s up, Wufei?
Wufei, after getting back from an extended mission with the other Gundam pilots: My blood pressure.
[at Preventers HQ]
Une, to Trowa: You can't call me "homophobic" every time I ask you for a mission report.
[on a mission]
Heero: Alright, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way
Duo: But your way is sheer force
Duo: I just got assigned on a mission with Trowa tonight
Heero: Oh… Do you think you guys will hook up?
Duo: …Now what makes you say that?
Heero: Well this will be your 3rd mission together, right? Isn’t there a thing where like the 3rd time you go out with someone, it’s kind of normal? Wufei was saying something like that…
Duo: I mean, that’s definitely a thing, but Trowa and I talked about it and decided to keep it platonic. Besides, he’s in love with Quatre
Heero: He is?!
Duo: …this is really nice of me to say, but that’s not a thing. ‘Fei was talking about going out on dates.
Heero: Oh
Duo: Yeah, and even then it’s an antiquated social custom… Listen, it’s fine. You ok?
Heero: Yeah, just… I just have a lot to think about before this weekend
Duo: Why, what’s happening this weekend?
Heero: …Wufei and I are going on our 4th mission together
