Incorrect Halcyon Quotes

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Emma: Murder is illegal, is it not?

Richard: Is it?

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Lucien: And here I thought you were merely a fool

Toby: Hey! You don't get to talk about Adil like that you [redacted]

Freddie: Toby! Language!

Lucien: No, that's a surprisingly accurate description

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Lawrence: I, Lord Hamilton-

Priscilla: Ex-Lord.

Lawrence: - ex-Lord Hamilton will save the Halcyon and London, with the help of...

Lawrence: Hang on, did you say ex-Lord?

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Joe: Work hard, play hard, drink hard... and fall over hard.

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Joe: I'm not going to hurt you.

Freddie: FUCK

Freddie: Please break my bones.

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Toby: Thanks Mr Garland. What would I ever do without you?

Richard: Shivel up and die.

Toby: Yeah.

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Richard: I've never seen a storm this bad, I hope we won't have to delay the anniversary party...

*One week later*

Priscilla: It is unfortunate that we had to delay the anniversary party.

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Theresa: I think that the right woman could reform you.

Toby: You know, I think that the right woman could reform you, too.

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Emma: I know this is going to sound crazy, but I don't know if I'm even gonna be able to sleep, I'm so tired.

Joe: I'll get you a cognac.

Emma: That'll help me sleep?

Joe: No, but it makes staying awake a hell of a lot more fun.

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Theresa: Let me ask you a question.

Toby: You want to know if I'm a homosexual.

Theresa: No. I want to know if you're a hypochondriac.

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Betsey: In spite of what you think, Mr Wilson, there are professions where practice *does* make perfect.

[She hits a high note, causing Wilson's wine glass to shatter, and leaves angrily]

Noel Wilson: What in hell was that?

Sonny: B flat.

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The Grand Budapest Hotel quotes

Feldman: What is a lobby boy? A lobby boy is completely invisible, yet always in sight. A lobby boy remembers what people hate. A lobby boy anticipates the client's needs before the needs are needed. A lobby boy is, above all, discreet to a fault. Our guests know that their deepest secrets, some of which are frankly rather unseemly, will go with us to our graves. So keep your mouth shut, Billy.

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Feldman: How's our darling Kate?

Billy: [Reciting] "'Twas first light, when I saw her face upon the heath, and hence did I return, day by day, entranced, though vinegar did brine my heart, never w..."

Feldman: Very good! I'm going to stop you there because the alarm has sounded, but remember where we left off, because I insist you finish later!

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Mr Garland: The Halcyon remains in your hands, as does its impeccable reputation. Keep it spotless, and glorify it. Take extra-special care of every little bitty bit of it as if I were watching over you like a hawk with a horse-whip in its talons, because I am.

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Joe, rehearsing a speech: You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that's what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant... oh, fuck it.

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"The Nevers" quotes

Priscilla: This is high society. Doing nothing is how we panic. 

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"The Nevers" quotes

Toby : Miss Buchanan.

Theresa: Mr Hamilton. 

Toby: Miss Buchanan...oh no, I've just said that.