incorrect hamilton quotes

yes, the founding fathers definitely said that.

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phillip: uhh guys what does a pregnancy test look like

alex: it’s like a thin piece of plastic with a thing on the end of it

phillip: oh so this is definitely a gun

phillip: *dies in a duel*

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Alexander: John Adams is a myth! I like John Adams? More like I DON’T like John Adams! I drew devil horns on him! That’s how you know he’s bad!

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hello everyone just wanted to say hi because i suddenly remembered this account existing❤️ hope you are staying safe and having a good holiday season

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angelica: eliza, what are you doing?

eliza: attempting to be social, support me

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alex: okay well, um

alex: first i’d like this apologize for everything i said since coming in here today

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jefferson: i shall bathe

jefferson: and if i should bang my head and slip beneath the surface

jefferson: so be it, mr. president

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washington: alexander, your inability to retain information that does not pertain to you might actually require medical attention

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angelica: what are you doing?

eliza: i’m teaching peggy how to ride a bike

angelica: please don’t, you know i can’t stand the sight of blood

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Reynolds Pamphlet

Hamilton publishing the Reynolds Pamphlet:

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Hi I really love this account. It’s amazing. ♥️ Do you post or reblog art that people make based on the quotes?

thank you so much, and YES!! i really love seeing what you guys can create and i am big fans of y’all :) make me some sick art fellas!!

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lafayette: hey are you free friday? like 8pm friday?

laurens: yeah

lafayette: what about you alexander?

alex: yes i am

lafayette: great! because i’m not. you two go on without me, enjoy your date!

alex and laurens:

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washington: alexander, i didn’t raise you to embarrass me like that.

hamilton: you didn’t raise me

washington: that’s what i just said

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hamilton: *cheats on his wife*

hamilton: *roasts jefferson every chance he gets*

hamilton: *acts like a fool*

hamilton: *publicly opposes burr*

hamilton: *gets murdered*

hamilton:

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hamilton: without ugly in this world, there would be nothing beautiful! :)

jefferson: thank you for your sacrifice.

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Jefferson: Macaroni and poison

Jefferson: It’s like mac and cheese but with a special ingredient

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alex: you’re my best friend, laurens. last year we shared a toothbrush.

laurens: i was not aware of that

alex: we did

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good morning everyone!! this is not an incorrect quote, but rather a quick request! i am all for helping people out and i have been asked by @modern-medusa that if i could get my followers to fill out this quick hamilton related survey for a school assignment that it would very helpful, and since there are over 20k of you, i’m hoping we can lend a hand :) i have completed it and it’s a neat lil survey!! thank you!!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScQTa1IaceyQFbXSTrB519fuwJzH05RTHlCBq_3hCNi5D6yHg/viewform