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Miss Cackle: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

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Pilot: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secure. Hecate: Pippa: Don’t fucking say it Hecate: I didn’t say anything Pippa: I swear if you say it- Hecate: I haven’t said it! Pippa: Hecate: Are you feeling secure? Pippa: FUCK YOU

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Ada, giving Hecate advice to talk to Pippa: Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin. Hecate, to Pippa: You seem malnourished.

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Pippa in a letter to Hecate: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next day, YOU THREW IT AGAINST THE WALL LIKE A WET PAPER TOWEL.

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Hecate: Guess what I’m about to get. Dimity: On my nerves. Pippa, grinning: Married. Dimity: *Faints*

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Hecate, to Mildred who is packing: Since you won’t be able to contact me for at least a month, I’ve packed a complimentary bag of advice. Hecate: For example, “Mildred, stop doing that!” Just applies to everything.

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Pippa: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set? Hecate: No, I said “Pippa, don’t lick the swing set" and you said "Don’t tell me what to do". And then you licked the swing set.

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Hecate: What? What’s your plan? Mildred: I’m not telling you. Hecate: Why? Mildred: Because, you won’t like it.

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Hecate, pouring a drink from the cart: Pippa, walks up to her with a pout: I’ll have the usual. Hecate: *Puts the decanter down to give her a hug*

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Pippa: Don’t change the subject. Hecate, sighing: What’s the subject? Pippa: Me.

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Pippa: Why would someone want to hurt Hecate? Dimity: Maybe because they met her?

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Hecate: My father got me a card that said “get better soon” Pippa: I didn’t realize you were feeling ill, darling. Do you need anything? Hecate: I’m not. He just wanted me to do better….at life.

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Hecate: I’m into dark humor. Pippa: *Turns off the light* Pippa: Would you like to hear a joke? Hecate: … Hecate: I love you.

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Pippa: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life. Hecate: I get up at 5 am. Pippa: Pippa: I- I can live with that.

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Pippa, to Hecate: Let me list the benefits of dating me: Pippa: You’d be dating me. Pippa: I could go on, but I think I’ve made my point.

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Pippa: I suggest not picking a fight with me. Pippa: I will cry very loudly and it will be embarrassing for the both of us. Pippa: Also, she’ll kill you. Pippa: *Gestures to glaring Hecate*

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Pippa: I find it attractive when Hecate. Dimity: When Hecate…? Pippa: Yes.