Nov 3, 2025
Pippa: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set? Hecate: No, I said “Pippa, don’t lick the swing set" and you said "Don’t tell me what to do". And then you licked the swing set.
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Pippa: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set? Hecate: No, I said “Pippa, don’t lick the swing set" and you said "Don’t tell me what to do". And then you licked the swing set.
Hecate: Mildred, you’ve tried 37 times and you’ve failed every time. Give it a break. Mildred: DO I HEAR “FIRST TRY PART 38?”
Hecate, to Mildred who is packing: Since you won’t be able to contact me for at least a month, I’ve packed a complimentary bag of advice. Hecate: For example, “Mildred, stop doing that!” Just applies to everything.
Hecate: Guess what I’m about to get. Dimity: On my nerves. Pippa, grinning: Married. Dimity: *Faints*
Hecate: What? What’s your plan? Mildred: I’m not telling you. Hecate: Why? Mildred: Because, you won’t like it.
Mildred: Ms. Hardbroom? Are you listening? Hecate: Yes, it just takes me a moment to process so much stupid all at once. [Minutes pass] Hecate: You did WHAT?
Mildred: I think I speak for everyone— Hecate: She doesn’t.
Hecate, pouring a drink from the cart: Pippa, walks up to her with a pout: I’ll have the usual. Hecate: *Puts the decanter down to give her a hug*