overheard at Atrox Academy

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Audrey: I would not let this man kick my eyeballs out

Zoe: Who would you let kick your eyeballs out?

Audrey: Issa

Zoe: Aww

Audrey: She's earned it

Zoe: Romance is alive

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Audrey: I have no fears.

Elena: What if you woke up and Issa was taller than you?

Audrey: I have one fear.

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Max: I talk a lot, huh?

Issa: Yes, but it's nice- I like hearing your thoughts

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Audrey: Grapes are easy to acquire and easy to eat

Elena: If you say anything else on this topic I'm going to murder you

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Issa: What's your biggest fear?

Percy: Being forgotten

Issa: Damn that's deep

Issa: Mine is Elena but I feel kinda stupid about it now

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Emma: Being the failure of the family is tough, but someone’s gotta do it. Anyway shoutout to my sister for stepping up to the plate. Thanks, Audrey.

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Lucy: In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without a stupid hoodie on? That's weird.

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Orlando: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Dieke will and will not eat

Theo: Grass? Yes!

Orlando: Moss? Yes!!

Theo: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Orlando: Bootlaces? Strange but true!

Theo: Worms? Sometimes!

Orlando: Rocks? Nah

Theo: Twigs? Usually!

Orlando: Theo's cooking? Inconclusive!

Emma: How did you... test this

Orlando: You just hand them stuff and say 'this is for you' and if they eat it, they eat it

Emma: I don't know how to feel about this

Zoe: THAT IS WHERE ALL MY SPARE BOOTLACES WENT

Theo: Well what did you need so many spare bootlaces for anyway

Zoe: In case... the ones in my boots... break

Theo: Ohhh!

Orlando: Aha!!

Emma: How could you not know that

Theo: Pff you expect me to know how boots work?

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Theo: I think this is called identity theft

Issa: I think it's called psychological warfare

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Issa: You can't get enough of calling me names

Audrey: I can stop anytime I want, names

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Max: Thoughts on women?

Audrey: I've gotten better at dodging their acid attacks

Issa: Have you?

Elena: I guess we'll see

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Judge: how do you plead?

Max: [looks at issa] Issa: [mouths “not guilty”] Max: hot milky Issa: oh my god just lock him up

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June: can we stop adding -wave and -core to shit now it's done. it's finished

Audrey: no longer hardcore now I'm just hard

Elena: good to see we're on the same length

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Audrey: You can't read it because whoever wrote it was Russian

Max: I don't care how fast they were writing! It makes no sense!

June: ...Just pass it to me, Audrey

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Lucy: Have you tried yelling?

Max: I have no idea what you're referring to but of course I've tried yelling

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Elena: Don't worry, Dieke. Everyone's afraid of something.

Dieke: Even you, Lena?

Elena: Haha. No.

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Lucy: I love you guys, but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult

Wren: You're right... We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats!

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Audrey: rejected by the two girls I loved... I'll never find anyone like them again...

Max: Don't worry, Audrey! You'll find plenty of other girls to reject you!