Incorrect HNB Quotes

Things the boys didn’t say, but probably could have.

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Jinyoung: Hyunsoo?

Hyunsoo: Jaehee used to call me Hyunsoo...

Jinyoung: Because it’s your fucking name!

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Woodam: I need a t-shirt that says “I had my sexual awakening at Sasquatch camp”.

Hyunsoo: Me too but with Mothman.

Woodam: What?

Hyunsoo: Mothman is sexier than Bigfoot.

Woodam: I just meant that I was attracted to a lot of people there...

Hyunsoo: I...I misunderstood.

Hyunsoo: I really misunderstood.

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Hyunsoo: Are you stress eating?

Woodam: What? No! I just like ice cream.

Hyunsoo: You’ve eaten like six tubs of ice cream, Woodam.

Woodam: Yes, and?

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Jaehee: Are you a painting?

Hyunsoo: What? Why?

Jaehee: Because I wanna nail you to the wall.

Yonggeun: Oh thank God, I thought you were gonna say you wanted to hang him.

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Yonggeun: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Yonggeun: ...Not you, Woodam. You’re an angel and we’re all thrilled to have you.

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Junhyeong: maybe soup??

Junhyeong: stop*

Hyunsoo: soup

Hyunsik: soup!

Yonggeun: s o u p

Kousuke: puos

Jinyoung: suop

Jungwoo: (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ soup ♥

Junhyeong: 𝕤𝕠𝕦𝕡

Yonggeun: 🆂🅾️🆄🅿️

Hyunsoo: s̶͎̮̹̗͎̻̐̔̈͋̑̉̓̑̚o̵͖̫̙͆͋̎̀̓̊̈́͐́͗͜u̸̫̟̮͉̦̩̖̗̣̓̋͛͑̉̉͘͝p̶̗̠͇̩̍̑͂͆̈́͗̋̊͘͝

Woodam: Are you guys okay?

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Hyunsoo: I have no fears.

Woodam: What if you woke up one day and Jinyoung was taller than you?

Hyunsoo: ...I have one fear.

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Jaehee: Why are we lying in a parking lot?

Hyunsoo: Your ass got kicked unconscious, so I laid down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin’.

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Minhwan: Could you not stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic.

Hyunsoo: What does that mean?

Hyunsik: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.

Minhwan: No it doesn’t!

Hyunsoo: Ho ho ho!

Hyunsik: Stop it, Hyunsoo, you’re scaring him!

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Jinyoung: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?

Hyunsoo: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

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Hyunsik: What would the chef recommend?

Employee: Sir, this is McDonald’s.

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Yonggeun: What do you think is your biggest weakness?

Kousuke: I can be uncooperative.

Yonggeun: Can you give me an example?

Kousuke: No.

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Hyunsik: I have no parental figures telling me not to wrestle bears.

Yonggeun, quickly: It’s me. I am that figure. I’m telling you now: do not wrestle bears.

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Jaehee: Hope you get run over.

Yonggeun: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you want to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for someone to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

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Hyunsoo: It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Jinyoung: Being a dick even to demons, I see.

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Woodam: Have you seen Jinyoung? I can’t find him!

Hyunsoo: I got this.

Hyunsoo: WHO’S MICHEOTJI?

Jinyoung, in the distance: WOO JINYOUNG MICHEOTJI!

Hyunsoo: There he is.

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Woodam: Am I sleeping properly and getting enough rest? No.

Woodam: But am I having fun?

Woodam: Well, as it turns out, also no.