joanie

incorrect quotes from my garbage ocs

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mako: are you scared?

richard: not really, i've already lived longer than expected.

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mako: hi, calla? can you come pick me up from my rap battle? it’s over. no, i lost. he saw you drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it

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richard: we don’t go near any place with spooky, haunted, forbidden, or creepy in the name.

mako: or hydrochronic!

richard: yeah, or hydrochronic, but that’s for a whole different reason.

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richard: alright, listen up you little shits.

richard: not you mako. you're an angel and we're all thrilled your here.

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evie: adam is cute. i think i wanna ask him out.

mako, thinking about the night before when a slightly drunk adam was standing on the table and screaming that worms are just tiny, harmless snakes: good, because i'm not sure if anyone else does.

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etta: you slept with freddie, didn't you?

barrett: are you insane?! not even if the continuation of our kind depended on it would i be tempted to do something so awful!

etta:

barrett: ...yes. i slept with freddie.

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rose: james drank my last bottle of firewhisky! that's a hate crime!

albus: how is that a hate crime?

rose: because i hate him!

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evie: what are the symptoms of teenage depression?

bram: why are you asking me?

evie: alfie was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and i heard him say "why has god forsaken me"

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abha: please, i begging you, let me die

atria: *wags finger like an instagram makeup artist*

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adam: richard, why is calla standing on the table?

richard: she likes to feel tall

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[ in a shopping centre ]

johnson: excuse me? i lost my daughter, can i make an announcement?

random alien no. 1: of course!

johnson, into the tannoy system: goodbye abha, you little shit.

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i'm bisexual and confused. not about being bisexual. i just never know what the fuck is going on.

abha

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arthur: remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

kath: no. i said: "arthur, don't lick the swing set" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and then you licked the swing set.

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when silas and alessandra break up for that one time in 4th year

eva: hey silas

silas: alessandra used to call me that :(

eva: that's because it's your fucking name

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[playing d&d]

peter: i roll to steal ant's heart!

ant: you can't-

peter: *rolls a twenty*

ant:

vanessa, the dunegonmaster: you have a spring wedding. steve is ant's best man. i'm peter's maid of honour.

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sully: i may be short but that doesn't mean i'm innocent! *aggressively tries to open a capri sun*

bram:

bram: need help with that

sully: *softly* yes please

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arthur and veronica: *staring into each other's eyes*

richard: *pops open a soda can*

veronica: we're having a moment

richard: i'm having a cola