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Chain: Do you take criticism?

Leo: Not without crying.

Zed: Of course, criticism helps us grow.

Zapp: Only cash or credit.

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"you guys are fooligans. Like hooligans, but you’re just dumbasses."

- Daniel to Libra

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Leonardo: You know what guys, we're going to win this! because we have the element of surprise!

Zapp: Exactly, Not even we know what we're doing!

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Zapp: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake.

Chain, stirring her tea: I prefer it with salt.

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Zapp: Shit!

K.k.: Zapp, you should watch your language.

Zapp: I was, You should hear my thoughts.

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Zapp: Tomorrow is garbage day.

Chain: I can't believe they made an entire day dedicated to you.

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Zapp: Any news?

Chain: We're just waiting for your x-ray.

Zapp: But I've never dated anyone named Ray.

Chain: And we might do a brain scan.

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"when it comes down to it, everything's about ghosts. except ghosts, which are about love"

- White

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Steven: It seems that someone is giving away all of our battle plans.

Steven: You all look surprised.

Zapp: I certainly am. I didn’t realize we had any battle plans.

Steven: Of course we have! How else do you think our battles are directed?

Leo: Our battles are directed?

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Marcus: [pointing at a picture of Steven] Kinda gay to make a wanted poster, why do you want that man? So you can hold him?

Daniel: Yeah, hold him accountable.

Marcus: Hold him accountable for what? Stealing your heart?

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Femt: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered wrong?

Leo: People die when you have fun!

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Zed: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween, it’s bad for the environment.

Leo: Yes, Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Steven: Why is Zapp crying?

Chain: He told me that the only food that makes him cry are onions.

Steven: And?

Chain: I threw a watermelon at him.

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Leo: why are you putting garlic in your pants?

Zapp: so vampires don't try to eat my ass.

Leo: why would vampires want to eat your ass?

Zapp: they won't. The garlic. Wait, are you even listening?

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[At the office Halloween party]

K.K.: What are you, Chain? Where's your costume?

Chain: This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

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Therapist: Where do you see yourself in five years?

Leo: I'm just trying to make it untill Friday.

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Steven: Sometimes I wonder if I need to child proof the entirety of the office.

Zapp in the background: NOW WATCH ME LIGHT OFF THESE FIREWORKS!