Surprise, It's Anxiety

Once there was a 31 year old lass called Cwas, who dedicated her life to the art of blogging in search on the fabled creatures known as followers. This is her tale...

[sergestilesart]

Just for fun, I decided to redraw my first ever sketch of Jack! Now that I've drawn him a million times since then. Tried to take about the same amount of time (which is why I left some imperfections and why the background still makes no sense! Hooray!)

// Speed Paint: https://youtube.com/watch?v=gbOaR990r5M

[despazito]

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[sacred-portal]

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[aspergerasparagus]

Hey , I want to hear something from me Omegaverse Jack Pepper As A Omega but is a suppressing pills hide his omega sencet practically himself as a Beta & Steve Bandel As A Alpha

Imma be real I had to go a like read the dang wiki cos I know not a lot about this subject. The basics yes but the overall thing not so much.

All I can think is that Steve trying to be all alpha and Jack just tells him to shut up and he's in the corner apologising. Also Jack losing all his meds in the dang fire and being more annoyed about having to get more cos if its in America, Those meds can't be cheap. Rip his wallet.

[aspergerasparagus]

Could zombo Jack try to cook the meat he eats? Or does it have to be raw or else he gets sick or something?

Oh he usually has it cooked so Steve can pretend it's like just normal food and to help Jack maintain some semblance of normalcy. He only ever eats it raw if he's extremely hungry or if he's getting it fresh from the source but during those times he's not exactly thinking straight.

[geniusoflove]

this is how you’re supposed to dance to talking heads

[aspergerasparagus]

Pre-Wedding Jitters

@tweed-tune-on-friday I have a request Jack and Steve getting married and having a kid also make jack adopt Millie in this au

Wedding day wedding day wedding day! And Millie!

Steve stood in front of the mirror, fixing his tie for the umpteenth time. The nerves were really starting to rear their ugly head right now as he finally just sighed, giving up as he just stepped back, taking a moment to inspect himself. It had been awhile since he’d last worn a proper suit and tie, maybe to one of those fancy dinner party formals Betty took him to a few years back? He just grimaced at his own reflection, resisting the urge to try and fix his hair again. Why hadn’t he agreed to just having a little party like Jack had suggested? Just a little private thing with just them, their friends and the kids but oh no the great Steve Bandel just had to insist on doing a whole song and dance about this. Why don’t we just host it at my mansion, we can invite everyone there, get a band, get a whole ass wedding planner! Urghh he really was over his head and now he was paying the price for it.

Cursing to himself softly the mouse was suddenly snapped away from his little pity party as he heard a soft chuckle from behind. Jack was leaning against the door frame, a warm smile on his face as he’d probably been there for a while now, just watching the magician fuss over himself. Wonderful, Steve felt his cheeks turning pink as he just sighed as the other mouse made his way over.

“You shouldn’t be here, Jack. You know what they say, it’s bad luck for a groom to see his bride before the big day.” Jack just huffed as he wrapped his arms around Steve’s waist, bringing him in close so they could gently nuzzle one another.

“Oh so I’m the bride in this? I ain’t weaning a wedding dress so I think that little superstition doesn’t apply right now so we should be fine. Besides, you look like you could use a little encouragement. Wedding day jitters?” Steve let out a soft sigh as he nodded sheepishly.

“Not about the wedding ceremony itself, just more so there’s so much going on and so much that could go wrong, it's all just…”

“Just a lot, overwhelming even. I know the feeling, I’m terrified I’ll forget my damn lines and all I have to do is repeat what Corny says!” That got a giggle out of the magician, his nerves melting away as Jack cuddled him. 

“I’m just worried Millie is going to yell something out during the objections after Bozo told her about it. Remind me why we hired him as her babysitter?”

“He’s fantastic with kids and Millie loves him. Plus he’s cheap.” 

That earned another round of giggles but it was cut short as speaking of the devil, their little moment alone was cut short as a familiar high pitched yell was heard quickly approaching them. Millie soon barged into the room, Tammy hot on her tail as she tried to grab her.

“Dad, why are you hiding in here with Pa! You said you’d help me practise my entrance!” Jack just sighed as he rolled his eyes, a smile of endearment sneaking onto his lips as he pried himself away from his fiancee to deal with their daughter.

“I know Millie, but can’t me and your Pa have a moment alone for a second? It’s kind of a big day to day after all.” The little half shrew shook her head, her little cheeks turning red as she huffed, adamant that she was going to get her way.

“Nuh-uh! Tammy says it’s bad luck and I don’t want that! So you better come and help me practise now cos you’ve jinxed us! A-and I don’t want anything bad to happen, not to you and Pa…” She trailed off as she fiddled with the hem of her dress, her eyes drifting to the floor. It was clear what she was implying. The mice just looked at one another before bending down so they could pull her into a tight hug.

“Hey kiddo, nothing is going to happen to me, your Dad or you. It’s going to be a great day, you’re going to be the highlight when everyone sees you as the flower girl and how cute you look in your new dress. So you have nothing to worry about at all, plus we got your favourite flavour of cake as one of the tiers on the wedding cake~” Steve always knew what to say to cheer the little girl up as her eyes suddenly brightened as her ears perked up at the sound of cake.

“I told you a chocolate cake was the best one to go for. And I do look very cute, it would be a shame if no one got to see it.” Jack could only chuckle at that as he pulled her in close, placing a little kiss on her head before ruffling her hair.

“That’s my girl. Now come on, let’s go practice with Tammy so we can let your Pa go check on the preparations.” Getting to his feet, Jack went to follow after the girls before he suddenly stumbled, his balance going suddenly. Thankfully Steve was quick on his feet as he scooped the other mouse in close, supporting him until the dizziness passed.

“Easy Jackie I got you. Take it slow, remember.”

“Yeah, yeah I remember, I don’t need you mothering me about it. I’ll be fine Steve, now you go deal with this shotgun wedding and I’ll see you on the aisle later.” The detective just flashed his fiancee a cheeky wink before stealing a quick kiss, much to Millie disdain who kicked up a fuss about it as Jack ushered her out of the room as Tammy just sniggered behind them. Steve just smiles as he waved them off. Suddenly all those nerves had gone, leaving only a giddy eagerness in its place as the magician glanced back at the mirror one final time before taking off himself to make the final checks for his and Jack’s big day.

[susiephone]

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

[ckret2]

[lycosouris]

NOW we're talking

[lycosouris]

Another one to see it eat

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[aspergerasparagus]

I'd imagine Steve being a mix of two of my favorite characters : Pinkie Pie, Trixie and Rarity!

Also, what if Mr Puzzles gets teleported in the Unknown after his sacrifice in the last WOTFI 2025 ?

Steve my boy is confirmed to have ponies for brains. But I do see it, I do be seeing the vision my dude.

And if Mr Puzzles was in the Unknown all he and Steve would do would be to first insult each other, then fight, then bond, then they'd be best friends and like watch soaps on his head while they wait for like Jack to arrive. Mr Puzzles would totes film the fight and call it cinema

[aspergerasparagus]

Hey i'm Made Angie if she was in the same universe as Zombo Jack Pepper

I can't believe Steve knocked up a zombie. V brave, v bold. Hopefully a zombie can be a good father to a child

[aspergerasparagus]

Would Steve ABSOLUTELY hate Mikes Curd ?

Oh for sure he would. And he has even more reasons to in the au!

Bad dad

Runs the BMP

Probably the reason Jack kinda died

Probably trying to capture Jack cos woo undead killing machine

Probably threatened Betty

Just kinda sucks in general

The list just goes on and on! Probably not vivian who ends him this time but Steve letting Miles finally see Jack but woopsie daisy he forgot to feed him for a few days~ what a silly sausage he is

[aspergerasparagus]

When the debt collector come for you but you got scary dog privileges.

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[feed-the-roses]