Surprise, It's Anxiety

Once there was a 31 year old lass called Cwas, who dedicated her life to the art of blogging in search on the fabled creatures known as followers. This is her tale...

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[aspergerasparagus]

I'd imagine Steve being a mix of two of my favorite characters : Pinkie Pie, Trixie and Rarity!

Also, what if Mr Puzzles gets teleported in the Unknown after his sacrifice in the last WOTFI 2025 ?

Steve my boy is confirmed to have ponies for brains. But I do see it, I do be seeing the vision my dude.

And if Mr Puzzles was in the Unknown all he and Steve would do would be to first insult each other, then fight, then bond, then they'd be best friends and like watch soaps on his head while they wait for like Jack to arrive. Mr Puzzles would totes film the fight and call it cinema

[aspergerasparagus]

Hey i'm Made Angie if she was in the same universe as Zombo Jack Pepper

I can't believe Steve knocked up a zombie. V brave, v bold. Hopefully a zombie can be a good father to a child

[aspergerasparagus]

Would Steve ABSOLUTELY hate Mikes Curd ?

Oh for sure he would. And he has even more reasons to in the au!

Bad dad

Runs the BMP

Probably the reason Jack kinda died

Probably trying to capture Jack cos woo undead killing machine

Probably threatened Betty

Just kinda sucks in general

The list just goes on and on! Probably not vivian who ends him this time but Steve letting Miles finally see Jack but woopsie daisy he forgot to feed him for a few days~ what a silly sausage he is

[aspergerasparagus]

When the debt collector come for you but you got scary dog privileges.

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[feed-the-roses]

[omtai]

goodnight sweetiepees. Fat-tailed Dunnart to keep you company

[jacktim-anko-77]

Milford is the sheriff and the visible ruler, while Miles is the Business Mogul, the mastermind pulling all the strings from behind the scenes🐀✨

Hitman is still Hitman in Westerns🔫

[aspergerasparagus]

Okay a very juicy thought that I had... What would the Old Shrew think if she does encounter Jack or Steve in this AU... Would she be the one that would try and tell Steve that it would be best to let Jack go?

When she finds out what Steve has done to Jack she's offers her condolences to Jack for having his rest disturbed in such a horrific way saying that the dead shouldn't be disturbed like he was. He just says its fine as he has things to settle anyway but when she asks if he understands the price that he has to pay to remain himself he just tries to question her but being the mysterious woman she is she just tells him to ask his master.

Meanwhile when she confronts Steve after the mouse comes to collect Jack from the swamps she's a lot less kind to him. Saying the man has messed with forces he doesn't understand and the pain he's putting Jack through just to keep him here. Of course Steve tries to rebuttal her saying he knows what he's doing, he's done nothing but research and learn everything he can and is doing all of this for Jack as the mouse didn't deserve to have his life cut short like it was. Besides Mouseburg needs him not just Steve. Of course the Old Shrew just asks if Jack wanted to come back which knocks Steve but he just says of course he would, he hasn't heard him say otherwise. But when the old Shrew asks if he would say otherwise if he knew what Steve had to do to keep him here, Steve eventually breaks down, begging her not to say anything as he can't lose Jack again. She is sympathetic to him as lose can be so hard to deal with but sometimes it's better to let people go as sometimes it does more harm to them to keep them here. Of course Steve tries to argue but he can't bring himself to as he knows deep down she's right.

[aspergerasparagus]

if Jack a zombie, what if he had an ability to infect other people? like rabies

Can't have squat in mouseburg cos there's a dang zombie outbreak. Welcome to resident evil mouse edition. Leon Kennedy we need you!

Thankfully as his resurrection was supernatural in nature he can't turn infect anyone. Steve could bring em back if he wanted...

[aspergerasparagus]

is millie still in the house lock or is she still around?

Millie is still in the manor and alas alone as Miles is still alive alas. Maybe Steve will get sick of him sticking his nose into places it doesn't belong and get Jack some new food to try.

[sergestilesart]

Man, my Jack collectible sure is lonely on my desk. If only he had a pretty magician companion that could stand next to him . . . (sparkling optional)

// Speed Paint - https://youtube.com/watch?v=wG9iWlVv5LI

[aspergerasparagus]

Winter wonderland

@stretch-timeUhh. Winter time cute stuff with Jack.....I need him to be cozy 🗣🗣🗣🗣

(First request! We got Jack having a grand old snow day! Hope you enjoy it!)

It had been years since Mouseburg had last received a white winter but it seemed it was overdue given the white blanket Jack awoke to one day. The building and streets below his window were all merging into one as the soft white flakes continued to gently drift down from the dark sky, plunging the world into a peaceful silence that only snow could bring. Jack liked the snow, not so much being in it, but just sitting by a window watching the snowflakes dance in the wind as they fell down to earth. The snow never lasted too long after the sky cleared up, but until then it was nice just to sit and enjoy it while he could.

Of course that wouldn’t be the case this year as it only took a couple of hours before the peaceful ambience was cut short as the sound of yelling and cheers as the younger mice and shrews soon filled out into the streets wanting to take full advantage of the snow before it disappeared. Millie of course was the first one out, hooting and hollering as she bounded across the snow piles, the other little shrew children she’d befriended in school struggling to keep up with her. It was good to see her finally having children her age to play with, of course Tammy and Bozo had been helping to keep her company but she seemed to be thriving now she had peers who wouldn’t tire out after an hour of chasing her. 

Speaking about the other mice, Tammy had emerged from her office, tightly bundled up in the hat and scarf Jack had gotten her a few years ago. Poor thing never really enjoyed the cold but even she wouldn’t pass up the opportunity to participate in the winter time antics that were sure to occur. Bozo was close behind her, an old coat that had seen better days wrapped around his lanky frame. It seemed the two had something planned, the something being easy to guess as Jack watched Bozo sneakily bend down, scooping up a handful of fresh snow before he crept up behind the engineer. Tammy didn’t get a chance to dodge as the mouse launched his attack, getting her in the back of the head with a snowball which nearly sent her hat toppling off her head. Jack could only snort as she rounded on him and after a few strong words she soon gave chase, grabbing a handful of snow herself as Bozo could only laugh drawing the attention of the kids. 

Soon the whole neighbourhood was in on the snowball fight, everyone getting in on the action as the air was full of shrieks of joy and yelps as people found themselves receiving a face full of snow out of the blue. Jack could only smile down as he watched the battle take place just outside his window. It didn’t take long before Tammy finally noticed him watching and after beaming up at him she waved him down, wanting the older mouse to join in. Of course she just wanted him on her team so she could take down Bozo who had somehow managed to round up the shrew kids and Millie to his side; he might be an idiot but he certainly had a charm the younger mice and shrews were drawn to. Made him a great babysitter when Jack had to work late on a case. Letting out a soft chuckle Jack just flashed the mouse a thumbs up before finally turning his back to the window as he went to grab his coat and scarf. Cold be damned, he wasn’t going to miss an opportunity like this, even if John teased him about it later due to his age. Besides, nothing was better than curling up under a blanket, with a cup of hot coco and some TV after a day of playing in the snow. Slipping his hat on he made his way out of the office, ready to show Bozo and his gang what a real snowball fight was like.

[hauntingyourself]

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[aspergerasparagus]

does jack miss his old life?

He really does. He is grateful to be alive so he can protect the ones he loves but it hurts that he knows he can't be close to them anymore. It's too dangerous for him to be around them but when he gets the chance he does feel like his old self again.

He also misses taking cases and investigating. It was exhilarating to be able to track down a criminal, catch a crook and even expose corruption. He does start taking cases and such on the sly after a little while after Steve starts to get busy with the cult.