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Vanitas: An idiot.
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Ventus: What is it you think I am?
Vanitas: An idiot.
Sora: Do you want me to drive?
Donald: Do I EVER want you to drive?
Why would I kill you? Oh right, cause I’m evil.
Xehanort
Sora: What if someone steals a baby? What then? Do you want me to just sit there and watch someone take a baby?
Roxas: What if the baby is wearing a bomb then wouldn’t you want him to steal it?
Riku: I’m trying to picture a scenario in which somebody plants a-
Axel: Oo! What if its baby hitler?
Ven: Thats a very good question.
Terra: I think you gotta kill thwt baby hitler.
Aqua: Is this funny to you?
Axel: I thought that was clear from my laughter.
Riku: Who is wasting my time with a stupid meeting? And what was up with the subject line ‘Insidious business’? Was this you Sora? It makes so little sense it seems like a you thing.
Sora: Does it?
Riku: Mhm.
Sora: I have a me thing... ? What are some of my other me things? Asking a lot of questions, is that a me thing?
Riku: Where did you get those clothes?
Axel: Off a scarecrow. So.
Kairi: This sounds delicious!
Sora: Can you not use the word "delicious" in that way, it creeps me out. It feels like someone just licked me.
Ventus: Hey, can I ask your advice on something?
Terra: You sure, dude? Isn't there someone else better you could ask, like literally anyone else?
Sora: By the way, uh, what's your favorite color for the tablecloths?
Yen Sid: Well, it's not perceptible by human eyes. It's called pleurigloss.
Sora: Could you... describe it?
Yen Sid: It's the color of... when a soldier comes home from war and sees his dog for the first time.
Sora: Hm. How 'bout blue?
Axel: Well, my first rule would be that no-one can veto my rules.
Riku: Well that's called tyranny, and it's generally frowned upon.
Xion: I'm loving that hat on you. It would look even better on my floor.
Roxas: What is happening now.
Axel: I suggested she be friendlier, she seems to have slipped right into overt sexuality.
Xion: I got something you could slip into.
Roxas: I think it's time to go home.
Axel: Wait wait wait. I just have to go upstairs, real quick, and steal a bunch of gold stuff.
Roxas: Okay, don't do that.
[A Beat, and then Axel runs off to do that]
Terra: Look, I might not have been a saint, but it's not like I killed anybody. Wasn't an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Aqua: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
Xehanort: (muttering)…rotten ass brat.
Vanitas: What?
Xehanort: Oh, nothing.
Ventus: Allright Xehanort put you back behind your hands!
Aqua: Other way.
Ventus: Put your hands behind your back!
Sora: Ventus agreed.
Ventus: No I didn't.
Sora: You did in my head, that's good enough for me.