Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Things overheard in the Hidden Leaf Village//Main Blog: purple-chocobo

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Hinata: “I’m sick of being married to a child, you need to grow up.”

Naruto: “Okay, first of all, why are you in my tree house?”

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Sasuke: *rambles about hatred and revenge*

Kakashi: "Ugh, with this shit again."

(Submitted by Anon)

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Shikamaru: *about Sasuke* "What do you even see in that guy anyways?"

Ino: "I just want him inside me, Shikamaru."

Shikamaru: "What?"

Ino: "What?"

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Ino: *to Shikamaru and Choji* “Okay guys, the only way we’re going to succeed is if you follow my lead…. So Shikamaru, shut the fuck up.”

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“Sasuke, I’ve seen so many things that could hurt you. I should’ve never have let one of them be me.”

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-Itachi, at some point probably

(Submitted by: fitialink )

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Sasuke: “My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words ‘I probably should have thought this through’ typed over and over.”

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Suigetsu: “I just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high, somehow I dont think ‘jello swimming pool’ is gonna happen.”

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Hidan: (to Kakuzu) “Don’t make me angry-kiss you”

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Naruto: “The only time I clean my desk is when I’m looking for an Ichiraku coupon.”

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Ino: “Am I a good person?”

Shikamaru: “Who cares?”

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Shikamaru: (to Sasuke) “I get that you went through something bad here, but the honeymoon phase of my pity party is over.”

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Shikamaru: “What is that?”

Choji: “Chocolate pudding.”

Ino: “Who eats pudding at ten in the morning?”

Choji: “People who like pudding.”

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Kiba: “How would I describe myself? Hard-working. Alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.”

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(Before the Chunin Exams)

Konohamaru: “You guys are being really quiet…”

Boruto: “Well I’d speak up more during your pep-talks if it didn’t make them last longer.”

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Sasuke: “Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?”

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Ino: “You sure you want to eat that?”

Choji: “I’m curvy and I like it.”

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Kiba: "Who can I trust?"

Kurenai: "Yourself."

Kiba: "Pfft. No."