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Incorrect quotes for Kung Fu Panda!  Run by Mods Crane and Monkey!

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[Video Description: A clip of Kung Fu Panda. Master Oogway says "Among us". Music swells as Master Shifu nods and the Furious Five gather in a line. End Description]

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Tigress: I just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good i'm about to forgive french people.

Mantis: Stay strong sister don't give in

Viper: That's how they get you...

Monkey: I know it's hard but don't give in

Crane: Please. This isn't your heart.

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Would it be possible if you can use quotes or sayings from the hilarious Sitcom "The Big Bang Theory"? Its a favorite show of mine and it is hilarious and I always imagine the 5, Po, or even Tai saying the quotes coming from Leonard, Howard, Raj, Sheldon, and Penny (Main Characters of the show) just a suggestion....

honestly this blog isnt that active much currently (though im planning on reviving it again soon) and i am sorry but personally very much dislike the big bang theory- i Did used to watch w my parents its not a "never giving it a chance" thing-i would not b able to do that bc getting quotes tends to involve finding them During the show or looking at other quotes and applying the characters to it. -mod monkey

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Mantis, telling what happened going out on a mission: Things were going good, so we decided to split up for a bit.

Mantis: Viper and Tigress went off to do some girl stuff.

Mantis, pretending to be Tigress: Come on, Viper. Let's go do girl stuff

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Mantis: do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

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Monkey: Describe your ideal man.

Crane: He’s dark and mysterious. He can sing and he plays the organ.

Monkey: I think you just described the Phantom of the Opera.

Crane: Mmmmm…

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Crane: You know what, Po? You're pretty cool.

Po: The cooliest?

Crane: Don't ruin it.

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Crane: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Mantis: Yeah, break their bones they have 206 of those!!

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Tigress: Don't even get me started

Monkey: Okay

Tigress: Thanks

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Po: So, we really are friends?

Tigress: Yes.

Po: And you really think I'm funny?

Tigress: Don't push it.

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Po: Manga lied to me. I never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side it's always me picking up the cats

Po: ....Maybe I'm the bad boy

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Viper: Why is Mantis on the counter?

Monkey: He likes to be tall.

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Mantis: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under

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Monkey: I'm going to marry you

Crane: No one's going to marry me, I'm a handful

Monkey: I am

Monkey: I have four hands don't worry

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Crane: Did you kiss her?

Viper: No, I want my first kiss with Tigress to be special. She could be the love of my life.

Po: Awwww you chickened out like a little bitch.

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Tigress: Who can I trust?

Po: Yourself.

Tigress: (Scoffs and chuckles) No.

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Mantis: Do you have any shaving cream?

Monkey: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.

Mantis: Wait, you eat shaving cream?

Monkey: No, why would I eat it if I don't like the way that it tastes?!