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Lucy: I've had a pretty serious week. I could sure stand to do something stupid.

Emmet: I'm something stupid, do me.

#incorrectlegomoviequotes #the lego movie #the lego movie 2: the second part #wyldstyle #emmet brickowski #emmetstyle #src: how i met your mother #morosexual icon..

(by the way, if anyone ever illustrates one of these quotes or uses it in a gifset or smthn, LET ME KNOW, @ me or message me the post, i wanna see!)

#not a quote #modpost #i don't check my activity feed often so messages is usually better! i promise ur not bothering me

Batman: That's not true! I can express feelings!

[cut to Batman holding his hand over lit stove]

Batman: Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside.

#incorrectlegomoviequotes #the lego movie #batman #the lego movie 2: the second part #lego batman #src: bojack horseman #will arnett humor am i right

“I may not be smart enough to do everything. But I’m dumb enough to try anything!”

--- Emmet Brickowski

#incorrectlegomoviequotes #the lego movie #emmet brickowski #src: teen titans

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Emmet: I went on a road trip once and as I was driving I saw a sign that read “Rest Stop 10 miles” and I thought to myself “wow that’s pretty big”

#emmet brickowski

Emmet: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Lucy, already taking off her clothes: emmet you're so fucking stupid

#love her and her morosexual representation #incorrectlegomoviequotes #the lego movie #emmet brickowski #wyldstyle #src: tumblr #emmetstyle

I wouldn’t say Batman’s my friend. I say ‘Hi’, he says ‘shut the fuck up’.

Joker, The LEGO Batman Movie

#it's back......#incorrectlegomoviequotes #the joker #the lego batman movie #src: orange is the new black

I don’t have a 'squad', but I do know like 4 or 5 people who probably won’t want me to die.

Batman (The LEGO Batman Movie)

#a suicide squad-- oh wait #the lego batman movie #incorrectlegomoviequotes #batman #src: idk honestly i stole it off another blog fight me

Batman: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt her, you'll kill me?

Commissioner Gordon: No. If you hurt Barbara, she's perfectly capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons.

#incorrectlegomoviequotes #the lego batman movie #batman #commissioner gordon #src: the mortal instruments

Catwoman: What are we going to do?

Harley: I don't know about you, but I'm skating the heck outta here.

#submission #incorrectlegomoviequotes #the lego batman movie #catwoman #harley quinn #src: Mighty Med #notamasochist #ty for submitting!

Emmet [about to babysit Dick]: I forgot, Batman - how many bags of marshmallows do I give him?

Batman: None, just let Lucy do everything.

#submission #emmet brickowski #batman #the lego movie #src: Parks and Recreation #thenicestangelyouhave #ty for submitting!

Batman: *yelling* You've got to be the most insufferable, annoying, selfish person I have ever met!

Joker: *whispers happily* Go on.

Batman: You aren't coming with me?

Alfred: I'm not your father, Master Bruce. *hands him a lunchbox* Here are your sandwiches. I'll pick you up at five.

#the lego batman movie #incorrectlegomoviequotes #batman #Alfred Pennyworth #src: tumblr

Emmet: Wait-wait-wait wait wait wait! Business, I get it, you don't like people. People can be terrible. The thing is though, there’s so many terrific things out there, I mean wonderful things that are... that are worth living for! I mean... y'got, y'got soup, and... y'know that... that first... that, you know, when, um... oh god I can only think of soup, anybody? Somebody? Wyldstyle?

Wyldstyle: Salad.

Emmet: Salad!

#submission #incorrectlegomoviequotes #the lego movie #emmet brickowski #wyldstyle #src: ghostbusters 2016 #HI IM BACK sry i havent checked this account in ages #i didnt see the inbox notifications but THANKS YOU ALL FOR THE SUBMISSIONS im gonna be posting them soon #ty!#transkyogre #(good submission i frikin love this movie)

Batman: What's your biggest fear?

Barbara: Being forgotten.

Batman: Damn, that's deep. Mine is the Kool-Aid Man but I feel kinda stupid about it now.

#batman #batgirl #the lego batman movie #incorrectlegomoviequotes #src: tumblr

Emmet: Oh! Maybe he's doing that, like, age-old 7th grade science experiment where you have to like, uh, build a bridge to save an egg, y'know what I mean? And like, you have to walk across it and see-

Wyldstyle: [cutting him off] Emmet, there was so much goddamn dumb stuff in that sentence you just said it would take us a week to tear it apart.

Batman: It was. It was the seven-layer bar of dumb shit.

Wyldstyle: 'You know, an egg bridge.'

Emmet: You know, egg bridge! I saw it on, uh, Mr. Wizard.

Batman: You literally just confused like five different science projects.

#the lego movie #incorrectlegomoviequotes #emmet brickowski #batman #wyldstyle #src: my brother my brother and me #(I REALLY JUST WANTED A MBMBAM QUOTE OK)

Joker: I'm going to Taco Bell, y'all want anything?

Batman: I want my parents back.

Joker: Yeah, I got like twelve dollars.

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