aka: life's rejects 2! electric bugaloo

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verin entering his newly renovated apartment: it smells like fireball in here

aelri: fire-what?? its cinnamon you fucking alcoholic

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Aelri: haha let's spar! [gets out knife]

Lilli: okay! [casts power word kill]

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lucian: this is an extremely high profile case. we are doing this by the book, i cannot have you terrorizing him

verin: i would never!

lucian: or threatening to tear his arms off

lilli: that happened one time

lucian: or hanging him from a window

iris: i solemnly promise that a man's feet will remain firmly on the ground

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iris: i feel like i have died and gone to heaven

lucian: i have that dream too, but you go in the other direction

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iris: i'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly"

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verin: when i was young, i left a trail of broken hearts like a rock star. i'm not proud of it.

lilli: you're kind of proud of it. you work it into a lot of conversations.

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delora: that sounds like a terrible plan

aelri: oh we've had worse

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lucian: this was almost a great idea

verin: you just described 90% of our stuff

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iris: lucian, we tried things your way

lucian: no, you didn't

iris: i did in my head and it didn't work

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verin: i got grounded for a whole week just because i came home late.

traveler: well, you deserved it. i mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

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verin: i'm at a loss for words

aelri, narrating: despite being at a loss for words, verin continued to yell at me for 25 minutes

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iris: that's a crazy idea

iris: insane

iris: it doesn't make sense

lilli: you'll do it?

iris: of course

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