#aelri

[aristastorm]

New DnD character! Their name’s Aelri and they're a selkie! I wuv them~

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verin entering his newly renovated apartment: it smells like fireball in here

aelri: fire-what?? its cinnamon you fucking alcoholic

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Aelri: haha let's spar! [gets out knife]

Lilli: okay! [casts power word kill]

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delora: that sounds like a terrible plan

aelri: oh we've had worse

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verin: i'm at a loss for words

aelri, narrating: despite being at a loss for words, verin continued to yell at me for 25 minutes

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aelri: what if i pour coffee into my cereal instead of milk?

verin, taking the coffee pot as he's walking by: what if you don't.