Jansen: No fear.
Ming, sternly from the other room: JANSEN FRIEDH.
Jansen, sweating: One fear.
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Jansen: No fear.
Ming, sternly from the other room: JANSEN FRIEDH.
Jansen, sweating: One fear.
Tolten: *traps a wasp under a cup*
Jansen: *appears and sets down 2 more cups*
Tolten: No...
Jansen: *starts to shuffle them*
Ming: [diligently doing her work, listening to harp music, very focused]
Jansen, upside down in a chair: Do you think stars have feelings?
Ming, docking the White Boa: Can you get a table for us?
Jansen: Sure!
*minutes later*
Jansen, sprinting out of the restaurant carrying a table: START THE BOAT!
Tolten: I never considered you a rival.
Sed: I never considered you at all.
Tolten: ...Now that's just hurtful.
Sarah: I just had a long talk with Cooke and Mack about hitting and now they are yelling "It’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence!" before hitting each other.
Seth: Things have actually been going really well with Jansen, our friendship is in a really good place.
Seth: Last week he said, "Did you know the wiener dog is neither a wiener nor a dog?" Instead of saying, "Shut up, Jansen" I said, "Okay".
Kaim, holding the door open for Sarah: After you.
Sarah: No, after you.
Kaim: I insist, after you.
Jansen, pushing past both of them: After me.
Jansen: This is my wife, Ming, and this is Ming's girlfriend, Seth.
Ming: Hey.
Sarah: Hey... oh... wait, sorry. What’s the situation?
Jansen: What do you mean?
Sarah: How does this work?
Jansen: Ming is straight for me, but she's gay for Seth, and Seth is really gay for Ming. And I hate Seth.
Seth: It's not that complicated.
Ming, to Jansen: This may be a frivolous question but what are you doing?
Sarah, handing Mack a sandwich: Here you go, Mack.
Jansen: *grabs the sandwich* Mmmm, yummy.
Sarah: Jansen!
Jansen: Why should the child go first? I’m far larger. And hungrier.
Jansen: We can make this work! We're Romeo and Juliet!
Ming: It didn't work for Romeo and Juliet. That play ends in a tragic double suicide.
Jansen: That's how it ends? Why do people like it so much?
Jansen: See? See, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh.
Seth: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally run over to your house and smack you.
Mack: I have done nothing wrong ever in my life.
Sarah: I know this, and I love you.
Sarah: We’ve got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Kaim: Probably Jansen.
Jansen, to Cooke and Mack: It's unnatural for siblings to get along as well as you do.
Jansen: As your best friend-
Seth: Ming is my best friend.
Jansen: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND...