The Great Ace Attorney Incorrect Quotes

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Ryunosuke: As a responsible adult- Herlock: chuckles Ryunosuke: ...As a responsible adult—

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Kazuma: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Ryunosuke: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both!

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Ryunosuke: Mister Sholmes has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all he'll say now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can't stop. Ryunosuke: I asked Herlock where he learned that joke. He made me promise he wouldn't get in trouble if he told me. I agreed. Ryunosuke: So he leaned in and whispered, "deez nuts."

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Herlock, handing Ryunosuke a cup: Here you are, my sick fellow! Ryunosuke: Thank you, Mister Sholmes... *Takes a sip* Ryunosuke: Ryunosuke, coughing: ACK- WHAT KIND OF TEA IS THIS!? Herlock: I boiled gatorade!

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Barok: Could you be anymore annoying?

Herlock: Yes.

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Kazuma: Go fuck yourself. Herlock, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch.

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Kazuma: Detective, that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people. Hosonaga: Yes, you really should be ashamed of yourself. Herlock: Oh yeah? gets really close to Hosonaga How about a muffin on the house, my dear inspector? Hosonaga, blushing: Oh- well...

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MISSION SUCCESSFUL /j

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Kazuma: Detective, that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people. Hosonaga: Yes, you really should be ashamed of yourself. Herlock: Oh yeah? gets really close to Hosonaga How about a muffin on the house, my dear inspector? Hosonaga, blushing: Oh- well...

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Kazuma: "I lost a bet." Kazuma: The second-most ominous phrase in existence. Ryunosuke: What's the first? Kazuma: "Let's make a bet."

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Herlock, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child. Ryunosuke, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: Who. The. FU-

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Herlock: Care to give a free sample to a pretty person? Kazuma, manning a bake sale and tired of his shit: Sure! You know one? Herlock: Herlock: Care to give a free sample to an ugly person?

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Susato: Naruhodo-san, what do you value about Mister Sholmes? Ryunosuke: He's thoughtful. He picks flowers and brings them to me. Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but... Herlock: That’s how I know they’re fresh!

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Ryunosuke, about Herlock and Kazuma: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people? Susato: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause. Ryunosuke: Won’t people think it’s weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though? Susato: I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week. I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.

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Gregson: standing at the top of the stairs What are you lot all doing at the bottom of the staircase?

Iris: I accidentally fell down.

Ryunosuke: Mister Sholmes PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay HIS part of the rent!

Gina: Iris bet me fourty shillings that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than she did fallin down it, so I slid down the banister to get me money.

Susato: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed in the attic, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Gina.

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Ryunosuke: sneaking in through his window Susato,turning in their chair and flicking the light on: Would you like to tell me where you've been all night? Ryunosuke: I was investigating late with Mister Sholmes..? Herlock, turning in his chair: Wanna try again?

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Ryunosuke: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! Iris: It's kind of complicated, but Hurley- Ryunosuke: Got it. Forget I asked.