incorrect mblaq quotes

things mblaq have totally said (+ appearances by joon, thunder, and other friends)

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Jihoon: I've only known Joon for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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G.O (about Joon and Jihoon): Hey, guys. I just discovered a new drug. It's called "your relationship", and I'm high on it.

Joon: Byunghee, I'm gonna need you to back off, man.

G.O: Roger that.

Joon: Yeah.

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G.O: This is the hardest I’ve ever worked on anything since…wow—I’ve never worked hard on anything! What a cool life.

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(during Halloween)

G.O: Seungho, we need more candy.

Seungho: But there's only been like four kids, Byunghee.

G.O: Yeah, but one of them told me she loved me so I gave her everything.

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OMG just discovered your tumblr today and haven't laughed so hard in ages.I've loved MBLAQ since the beginning & you've perfectly capture a lot of their random nonsense and real personalities through your incorrect quotes. Makes me miss the Sesame Player days and other variety shows... I would've heart-marked every post but it makes me look like a stalker. LOL Keep going!

Thank u!!! 💗💖💕❤ glad to u know u enjoy it! It’s nice to know u feel like i’ve captured their essence so to say clodkxkskzkd sorry for not posting as often, i still have quotes but i’ve been busy. Also don’t worry about the likes lol i don’t rly pay attention to that stuff & it’s not like this is a personal blog. Thank u again for such a kind message 💖

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Seungho: You know what I like about our relationship, Byunghee? We don’t talk about our love lives, or our families, or anything that’s on our minds. It’s why you’re my closest friend in the world

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Jihoon: How old do you think I am?

Seungho: Jihoon, age doesn't matter. You can die at any time.

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G.O: I don't want to talk about it.

Seungho: I regret the words we've already spoken.

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Seungho: You two should record the love song. You should be very convincing, given that you're currently, what was it? "Smooshing booties."

Joon: Great, and thank you for saying it that way. It made us both feel very comfortable.

Jihoon: Sure did.

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Joon: Jihoon and I were kind of hoping we could work on the song together.

Seungho: Oh, are you two no longer-

Joon: Smooshing booties?

Seungho: Yes, that's exactly how I was gonna finish my sentence.

Joon: Figured.

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Seungho: As you may know, for the past two years, Jihoon and I have engaged in an epic battle of wits. The goal? To determine who must call the other an amazing singer-slash-genius.


Jihoon: The first year, by sheer dumb luck, Seungho eked out a feeble victory.


Seungho: And last year I let Jihoon win because he's old and sad.

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G.O: I don’t want to be overdramatic but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life

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[After Joon and Jihoon fight over a math problem]

G.O: Ok. We have got to explain this thing to Jihoon so we can save their relationship.

Seungho: It's not about the math, they haven't seen each other because Jihoon's been working late. They just need to bone.

G.O: WHAT? GROSS, SEUNGHO! THOSE ARE OUR DADS!

G.O: I mean... (laughs nervously)

G.O: That's not what I think, Mentor Dad is just my boss.

Seungho: Wow.

G.O: NEVER MIND, I'M TEACHING FATHER THE MATH!

Seungho: (raises his eyebrows in surprise)

G.O: Whatever, Seungho!

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Joon: ‘Cause the dopest beat… is in here *points to his heart*

Seungho: Get out of my home.

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G.O: Just be yourself!

Jihoon: Byunghee, I don't have very long to win Joon over. How long did it take for you guys to like me?

Mir: A couple of weeks.

Thunder: Six months.

Seungho: Jury's still out.

Jihoon: See, Byunghee? Be myself! What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Joon: Seungho, I would die to be as powerful as you!

Seungho: Stop trying to cheer me up by saying you'll die.

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Seungho (to G.O): Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.