Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
titsay
i don't do bad sauce passes
@theartofmadeline
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shark vs the universe
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
hello vonnie
Cosmic Funnies
wallacepolsom
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
noise dept.
JBB: An Artblog!
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trying on a metaphor
Kaledo Art
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@incorrectmfmmquotes
Hugh, to Jack: Thanks, dad
Everyone: [Stares]
Hugh: Why is everyone staring at me?
Dot: You just called the inspector dad. You said, "Thanks, dad"
Hugh: What? No, I didn't! I said, "Thanks, man"
Jack: Do you see me as a father figure, Collins?
Hugh: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me
Phryne: Hey! Show your father some respect
Phryne: Where's the stupid sulfa?
Doc Mac: It's in the living room.
Phryne: What?
Doc Mac: The sulfa's in the living room between the end tables.
Phryne: Mac, you just made a joke.
Doc Mac: I told you I was tired.
Jack: What's war without a few casualties.
Hugh: Peace.
Jack: If it wasn't for war, you wouldn't know what peace was.
Dot: I don't know how to give orders.
Mr. Butler: That's all right. No one around here knows how to take 'em.
Phryne: Put all that garbage on my desk. I'll ignore it later.
Dot: The pile on your desk is almost as high as me.
Phryne: Well, how bad can that be?
Neville: She dumped me for a college boy. Do you think a college guy is better than me?
Hugh: Which college?
Phryne: We're lost.
Dot: Lost? As in, "Where the hell are we"?
Phryne: Not totally lost, we're still in the Outback.
Dot: You said this is a shortcut!
Phryne: It is a shortcut! Look how fast we got lost.
Doc Mac: Looks like Salmonella.
Neville: Sam and Ella, who are they?
Phryne: [holding up a finger] Do you believe that I can break your leg with this finger?
Hugh: [stammering] Strangely enough, I-I-I-I do.
Aunt Prue: Can't you ever be serious?
Jane: I tried it once, but everybody laughed.
Jack: There will be no more insulting or derogatory remarks about Martin.
Hugh: Oh, would ordinary insults be acceptable, sir?
Jack: How did you get into the police?
Neville: I smiled?
Jack: I’ve heard stories about Miss Fisher.
Doc Mac: only half of them are true. Trick is, figuring out which half.
Phryne: Now, why in the hell did you have to shoot him?
Bert: We didn't feel like waiting around for him to starve to death.
Doc Mac: I hurt my knee
Phryne: You fell out of a hotel. That’s how you hurt it.
Doc Mac: Well, there was a fire.
Phryne: Which you started, which I had to pay for.
Doc Mac: Well, now, I was going to send you a thank-you card, but I wasn’t allowed anything sharp to write with.
Jack: Miss Fisher, we’re supposed to be rescuing you.
Phryne: I got bored, so I rescued myself.
Jack: Don't say it, Miss Fisher.
Phryne: I wasn't going to say anything.
Jack: Don't think it.
Phryne: Too late.