#source: ncis

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Tim: All I drank was Red Bull.

Dick: How many?

Tim: Eighteen.

[incorrecttwsted]

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Thank you, sir.

Clint: Don't call me sir.

Kate: Thank you, ma'am.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Michaela: I think you’re still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Francesca: All I drank was wine.

Michaela: How many?

Francesca: …Eighteen.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Ava: I see the glass half empty, and Yelena and Bucky see the glass half full - that's why we make a good team.

Ava: Alexei, on the other hand, drinks straight from the bottle, Bob wonders WHY it has to be glass, and Walker usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina: Snow's right. Zelena: She is? Snow: I am?

[incorrectbadkidz]

Sklonda: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Riz: All I drank was Redbull!

Sklonda: How many?

Riz: Eighteen.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Jon, fuming: That man is an imbecile!

Rhaegar: Jeez, Jon, haven't seen you this angry since you shoved that knight off a cliff.

Laenor: You pushed a knight off a cliff?

Jon: There was a lake below.

Rhaegar: Yeah, fifty feet below.