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Hari: Shan! I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot!

Hari: And I broke everything!

Hari: I just saved your life!

Shan: Oh sorry I wasn't looking.

Hari: Who hurt you?

Shan: Do you want a list or what?

Shan:You smell nice.

Hari, nervous: Thanks, I use both of my nostrils.

Hiskaya: You're late, what took you guys a long time?

Shan: Hari's lips were chapped, and so I helped her out.

Hiskaya: Ohh, okay.

Haki:...

Hiskaya: waIT A SECOND-

Hari: So I heard you like boys.

Shan: Not really

Hari: Oh, thank god

Hari: So, got any hobbies?

Shan: There's a fine line between being sassy and being an asshole, and I cross it everyday.

Hari: Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin.

Haki: Hiskaya, you seem malnourished.

Hiskaya: Hold it, Ma'am. I’m gonna have to pull you over for excceding recommended hotness.

Haki: Why are you here?

Hiskaya: My heart has a boner for you. A heart-on.

Haki: Babe. His. That's the worst thing anyone's ever said to me.

Hari: Shan, I did something terrible!

Shan: It's alright,don't worry, I have a shovel.

Hari: What? No!!

Hiskaya: Are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?

Haki: His, it's four in the morning.