Incorrect Mortal Kombat 2021 Quotes

GET OVER HERE!! Incorrect quotes for the best video game adaptation since the original 90s movie! Will include characters from the games if I feel like it! Will also include the kast!

[incorrectmk2021]

Mortal Kombat editors you will feel my wrath

[incorrectmk2021]

Mom and Dad are serving

[incorrectmk2021]

Mom and Dad are serving

[incorrectmk2021]

I love that Cole wears a yellow ribbon (belt thing?) instead of the red one he wore in the first movie to honor Scorpion. It's a cute little design detail that I didn't realize until rewatching the first trailer

[incorrectmk2021]

Kitana, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.

Raiden: Okay, tell me this: are you really tired?

Kitana: I have depression because my dad is dead and my mom is a revenant, what do you think?!

[incorrectmk2021]

Liu Kang: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.

[incorrectmk2021]

Johnny: We both look very handsome tonight.

Cole: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Johnny: I couldn't take that chance.

[incorrectmk2021]

Baraka: And now for a gay update with Jade.

Jade: Getting gayer.

Baraka: Thank you, Jade.

[incorrectmk2021]

Hi guys! I've got a few quotes ready to go and I just wanted to say I love y'all for being so patient for me to return to this account. NGL the more we waited for MK2, the more I was starting to become jaded, especially with how bad Mortal Kombat 1 (the game) was.

[lily-s-world]

Lethal face card is a royal requirement in Edenia

[incorrectmk2021]

Can Sindel fight

[lily-s-world]

Unfortunately, she can

[incorrectmk2021]

[incorrectmk2021]

Can Sindel fight

[incorrectmk2021]

Kitana: Why would anyone want to harm Kano?

Sonya: Because they met him

[incorrectmk2021]

Jax: Don’t say a word.

Johnny: Fergalicious.

Jax: Johnny, I said no words!

Johnny: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we’re playing Scrabble, it’s not a word, now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.

[incorrectmk2021]

Shao Kahn: Shhh! Do you hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness.

Sindel: That’s the sound of my husband dying

Shao: That’s what forgiveness sounds like: screaming, and then silence.

[incorrectmk2021]

Raiden: Hello my champions, I heard we were bakin–OH MY GO-

Johnny: I'M STUCK IN THE OVEN

Kano: *being dragged away* HELP IT GOT ME

Jax: I ACCIDENTALLY PUT SOMEONE IN THE OVEN FU–

Liu Kang: *crying* I ate all of the chocolate chips, what do I do

Cole: WHERE'S THE CONDENSED MILK

Kung Lao: I FORGOT TO BUY THE FRIDGE

Kano: RUUUUUUN THE BUTTER IS FIGHTING BACK

Meanwhile, Sonya: Wow, this is so easy! I wonder why the other idiots are struggling

Liu Kang: *still crying* I'm out of eggs....

[incorrectmk2021]

Me at everybody whining that *spoiler* shouldn't have died: