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Side Blog. It’s mostly Hockey, Newsies and Batfam with occasional other fandoms sprinkled in. I try to do both comedy and drama. They’re meant to be for fun or as writing prompts. I use them for my Ao3 account. Feel free to use them as well and let me know. I would love to read your fic!

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So, I’ve never really linked to my writing here. I have a masterlist of my hockey fics on my main blog but here’s my Ao3 if y’all are interested. It’s mostly Newsies and Hockey, although I haven’t posted a lot of Newsies lately.

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Sidney Crosby: Look, if you took offense to anything I said back at the hotel, just know it wasn't personal. Claude Giroux: All right, apology accepted. Sidney Crosby: Well, that was less of an apology, and more of an explanation. Claude Giroux: Nevertheless, I accept your apology. Sidney Crosby: Which it wasn't! Claude Giroux: So thank you again for that apology. Sidney Crosby: Well, there was no apology, and I can't do this anymore! Claude Giroux: You said you're sorry in a very sweet and humble way, and that takes a big man to do that.

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Travis Konecny: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I'm telling G. I'm telling G and Coots, have you told them? Nolan Patrick: No! No Teeks, I'm waiting for the right opportunity. Okay, otherwise G's gonna cry, and Coots's gonna do that thing where he pretends that nothing's wrong, and then just doesn't talk to me for five months, and I don't want that.

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William Nylander: The world is falling apart around us, Marns, and I'm dying inside. Mitch Marner: Well, I'm feeling a little queasy myself.

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Brendan Brisson: The town is disgusting. It is gruesome. Thomas Bordeleau: It is charming, it is quaint, it's like out of a storybook. Kent Johnson: Bords, what the hell is the matter with you?!

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Luke Hughes: I need that bed. Jack Hughes: Why? Luke Hughes: Because I need it. Jack Hughes: Why? Luke Hughes: Because if someone were to break in here in the middle of the night wanting to murder us, they would attack this bed first, so I need that bed. Jack Hughes: So you're saying that you want me to get murdered first?! In front of you? And then what would you do? Would you just run away and leave me to bleed out on the floor?! Luke Hughes: Uh, sort of, that was the plan, yeah.

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Luke Hughes I get a little crazy sometimes Jack Hughes: You did throw a sheet cake in my face Luke Hughes: Oh my god, let it go

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William Nylander: My very soul has been kidnapped, there's no ransom, no one's coming to save me!

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Alex Ovechkin: Okay, can I ask you a question? Nicklas Backstrom: Shoot. Alex Ovechkin: I think you're kind of rude! Nicklas Backstrom: Is that a question?

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Mitch Marner: Maybe you made a mistake.

Alex Kerfoot: I don’t get facts wrong! It’s everything else I screw up.

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Robert Thomas: How did you even find all of this shit?

Sammy Blais: Ebay.

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Jamie Drysdale: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.

Trevor Zegras: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.

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Jaden Schwartz: If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your crap… have fun figuring out which one.

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Quinn Hughes: Be realistic and relax.

Jack Hughes: It’s either be realistic or relax. I can’t multitask today.

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Thomas Bordeleau: I HAVE A PLAN!

Owen Power: I’m already terrified.

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Patrick Kane: Look, I don’t think-

Vladimir Tarasenko: Oh don’t worry, I’m very much aware.

Patrick Kane: …Are you always such an ass?

Vladimir Tarasenko: No, you just bring out the best in me.

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