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Nadia: Every time you talk, i get this warm and fuzzy feeling inside me. Its really nice, but its bothering me so please stop
Testament: Warm fuzzy feeling? Oh my god, Nadia do you have feelings for me?
Nadia: What the fuck is a feeling
Clara: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a seven letter word for “disappointment”.
Quinn: Lincoln.
Clara:
Clara: It fits.
Taryn: If I die, y'all better not say shit like “I know she’s watching over me”, like you don’t know I’m in hell
Link: Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free starting right now.
Clara: I think you are cocky. Arrogant. Bossy and pushy. You also have a god complex and don’t think of anybody but yourself.
Link: But—
Clara: But what? I still have 22 seconds and I’m not done.
Clara: Hey, how would you like your coffee?
Bodhi: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Clara: One glass of milk coming right up.
Bailey: I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly.
Daisy: Interesting analogy. Chickens are famously bad at flying.
Daisy: What are your 3 biggest fears?
Bailey: Getting stuck on a boat with you three times.
Clara: Name a way to be nice to others.
Bailey: Don’t stab them.
Clara:
Clara: Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.
Bailey: Why do you wanna ask Nadia? She's asleep
Jack: Aw come on, she might want food
Nadia: [Wide awake and sits straight up]
Bailey: What the fuck!
Jack: Jesus Christ
Nadia: You guys are getting food?
Taryn: The doctor said that if I can't find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.
Taryn:
Taryn: I'm going to die
Dean: Murder relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.
Jeb: How many drinks of alcohol do you have each week?
Bailey: One.
Jeb: That's it? One drink?
Bailey: One shelf.
Jeb: Can't you see i am in distress? What kind of a friend are you?
Dean: Look, i am not the friend you call up when you need a shoulder to cry on. I am the friend you call when you need a death to look like an accident.
Jeb: i hope to be half the man you are some day
Bailey: you’re gonna have to up your protein intake quite a bit, maybe start doing some squats, something like—
Bailey: oh, you mean metaphorically
Dean: You need them to think you’re stronger than you actually are.
Sophie: That’s what you do?
Dean: Me? Oh, no. My strength is no illusion. I can demolish you.
Testament: So, how have you been?
Clara: Fine. Except for this headache. It comes and goes.
*Link enters the room*
Clara: Oh look, there it is
Bailey: I didn’t understand why people care so much for their dumb friends until I got a friend myself.
Bailey: [pulls Jack to be beside him]
Bailey: I’ve only befriended Jack for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and myself.