GUNS FOR HANDS

crack scenarios of nanami x reader

[incorrectnanamixreader]

𝐼𝑛 𝑚𝑦 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑, 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑑𝑜 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝐼 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑑𝑜.

[incorrectnanamixreader]

"i missed you" - y/n and "i was gone for five minutes" - nanami

ohh so you mean like

y/n: *laying on the couch playing dead* *in a pit of despair* *staring at the ceiling*

kento: *comes back from the grocery store* *sighs* oh god. y/n?

y/n: *basically respawns in front of him* KENTO MY LOVE I MISSED YOU

kento: *shakes head* i've been gone for barely five minutes my love.

y/n: hush. we must celebrate your return. ima wait for the you in the bedroom.

[incorrectnanamixreader]

Hi!

I'm new here, but I absolutely love your page.

Nanami is my favourite anime husband (don't tell Kakashi) and he makes me smile so much.

Reading your "husband Nanami" posts brighten my days and cure my depression a tiny bit.

(it also makes me kinda sad tho, because I know he'll never come grab my hand and kiss my cheek while I blush profusely 😂😂)

But anyway, I hope you have a wonderful day, and keep doing what you do!

oh dear twt

thank you very much, you're so sweet.

im so glad i can do all of this just by typing a few words whenever my mind allows it!

since you're new allow me to tell you that you're more than welcome, my blog is a safe space for everyone, no such things as judging or bullying.

just so you know, i also have a writing blog where you can feel his wife as much as you would like. it's called @kentoswifewritingblog and although i'm not posting much there's lots of stuff i write in the past so if you want you can give it a try <3

hope you enjoy it, have a nice day as well !

[incorrectnanamixreader]

kento: we are NOT getting another plushie

y/n: but, but my other 27 babies will feel alone :'((((

kento: sweetie please you-

y/n: :c

kento: y/n-

y/n: :ccccc

kento: fine!!!! just because you're cute (；⌣̀_⌣́)

[incorrectnanamixreader]

kento: *coming back home with a plant* ^_^

y/n: *looks up at him from the couch* another one..?

kento: *immediately trying to hide it* uhm- it's just the groceries 🫡

[incorrectnanamixreader]

Happy new year! You write very good and lovely stories! Your writings always make my day. i love them! <3

oh myyyy this makes me so happyyyy im so glad 💞💞💞💞💞💞 all the love !!!!!

[incorrectnanamixreader]

happy new year my lovelies <3 wishing all of you a soft love and kind mornings, warm and comfortable beds, healthy, productive and dopamine filled days. love you all and thank you for following me and my silly little content.

<3

[incorrectnanamixreader]

bro !!! i have 700 followers ??????? BROOOOO??????? YOU GUYS- THERE'S 709 OF YOU ???? BROOO WHAT IS THIS A THEATRE OR SOME SHIT ??? THIS MANY OF YOU VIBIN WITH MY BULLSHIT ??? BROOO I BE KISSING ALL OF YOUUUUU-

[incorrectnanamixreader]

I posted 108 times in 2022

That's 82 more posts than 2021!

86 posts created (80%)

22 posts reblogged (20%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@incorrectnanamixreader

@thotiemckentootie

@kalineedsasupportkento

@hecho-a-mano

@dabi-sunflower

I tagged 94 of my posts in 2022

Only 13% of my posts had no tags

#nanami fluff - 87 posts

#nanami x y/n - 87 posts

#nanami kento - 87 posts

#husband nanami x reader - 87 posts

#jujutsu kaisen - 86 posts

#jujutsu kaisen nanami kento - 86 posts

#jjk - 86 posts

#incorrect nanami kento - 85 posts

#incorrect jujutsu kaisen - 84 posts

#incorrect nanami x reader - 84 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#y/n is very aware of capitalism and doesn't throw money away for stupid expensive stuff like- oh my gooood is that the new nanami figuree-

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

gojo: *asks a stupid question*

kento: what???? kinda question is that??? dear god are you really as smart as you say????

y/n: *asks a stupid question*

kento: oh precious i think you mean this other thing? it's okay don't worry, we'll search about it together, mh?

467 notes - Posted May 23, 2022

#4

kento: tsk, shut up gojo i'm not spoiling anyone-

y/n: baby can i buy this plushie please

kento: of course my dearest here take the money you need

gojo: you were saying?

568 notes - Posted May 19, 2022

#3

y/n: *accidentally makes wine glass fall on the table and gojo is passing by*

kento: *who has seen everything* GODDAMN IT GOJO

gojo: I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING T_T

y/n: uh- ken-

kento: no, no, shh love its not your fault ily *kisses her forehead* *proceeds to beat gojo's ass*

576 notes - Posted March 20, 2022

#2

y/n: *worried why kento has left her on read*

kento: *searching on urban dictionary what "bestie this shit ain't it istg" means*

764 notes - Posted May 13, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

kento: if y/n thinks she can bat her eyelashes at me and get everything she wants she's absolutely right.

814 notes - Posted May 17, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[incorrectnanamixreader]

Nanami gives the best massages when you need em 😌

aaaaawwwww 👌👌👌👌👌 hell yeah he dooooesss <3333 with those big calloused handssss and him just knowing where to touch BYE 😍

[incorrectnanamixreader]

Would a little Kento munching on some bread light up your mood?

oh my heart <333 thank you so much for this (* ^ ω ^)

[incorrectnanamixreader]

as my dear followers say i always light up their mood. can i ask you guys to do it for me? i'm feeling very *sad noot* right now

[incorrectnanamixreader]

kid: dad..i'm gay

kento: okay, cool man.

kid: huh? what do you mean okay?

kento: you've been flirting with your best friend in front of me for months. and he reciprocated. also, my poor ears have witnessed some horrific sounds coming from your room.

kid: *red from head to toe* YOU COULD'VE JUST TOLD ME YOU FIGURED.

kento: yeah but where would've been the fun? *giggles and pats their back* thanks for opening up to me, kiddo. daddy loves you.

[incorrectnanamixreader]

kento: so, that's the reason why the stocks are skyrocketing. you can't get any other result with these circumstances.

y/baby: mgmnffn

kento: *looks at y/n* see? they get it.

[incorrectnanamixreader]

some of you really think that my blog is about an early relationship with kento. this is about the two of us them being settled, married, cozy and like, domestic. kento goes around the house with a beard and messy hair, sweatpants. y/n is barely a resembling human. they live with a house on a hill like peppa pig.

otherwise situations get specified uwu

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*over texts*

y/n: you're dumb :P

kento: are we doing this again

y/n: mlem

kento: im in front of you

y/n: :D

kento: *sighs*

kento: mlem *sends cat pic*

[incorrectnanamixreader]

*lunch time*

kento: *eating*

y/n: you know what you should eat instead of that?

y/n: this pussy

kento: *snorts* *swallows* well

kento: that's the dessert actually

y/n: *chokes on water* fair enough-