*Mizuki voice* Ball is life

Run by Mod Coco

[lovelivengirlparadise]

Iruka, internally: Left! No, right! Now.. which one is left and which one is right again? Make an L with the thumb. Riiight. And what does an L look like? Ugh. Just take 'em both.

Iruka: I'm trying these on.

Nanaka: That girl ain't right.

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Iruka, having changed: How's this?

Akemi: [Long "Uhhhh" that lasts the rest of the scene]

Saki: Suda-chan, I don't know how to break this to you, but every single one of your suits looks exactly the same. Like, every single one of them. I'm not, like, blowing your mind here or anything, am I? Please tell me everybody notices this, too. SOMEONE TELL ME I AM NOT CRAZY. ALL OF HER SUITS ARE THE SAME.

Iruka: No they aren't. And this one fits better.

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Yukari: Hey, listen, you've been really stressed, so I thought I'd take you for a spa day. Just you and me.

Leo: A what day?

Yukari: A spa day.

Leo: What is this word "spa"?

Leo: I feel like you're starting to say a word and you're not finishing it.

Leo: Are you trying to say "spaghetti?" Are you taking me on a spaghetti day?

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Hitomi: I saw what you did. Keep the payments coming, and nobody has to find out. ...Yeah, okay. Love you too, Mom.

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Aya: Do it very carefully! Slower... than molasses... drips off a spoon. :)

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Fumie: If we don't stop Chiduko, the whole world will be filled with peace and love and excessive hugging!

Saki: There's no such thing as "excessive" hugging, Fumie!

Fumie: Obviously you've never been to a comic book convention.

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Misaki: Get me a vodka rocks.

Ryo: Misaki, it’s breakfast.

Misaki: And a piece of toast.

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Chiduko: Well, I made you a friendship bracelet.

Hitomi: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person…

Chiduko: You don’t have to wear it.

Hitomi: No, I’m gonna wear it. Forever. Back off.

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Sachiko: I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.

Sakuya: Life goal: someone meeting me considers it an “encounter”.

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Rika: ... What are you doing there, buddy?

Mizuki: I’m trying to smoke these hornets to death so I can get their honey.

Mizuki: They keep flying up the tube and stinging my face... I think I just swallowed one.

Rika: ... As I tried to explain before, you cannot get honey from a hornets nest.

Mizuki: I just don’t think there’s any science to support that, buddy.

Rika: There’s some very basic science supporting that

Mizuki: No.

Rika: Just trust me on this one, pal.

Mizuki: No.

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Coco: I’ve been dropping my crush the most insanely obvious hints for like, 4 years now. No response.

Yuri: Wow. They sound stupid.

Coco: But they’re not! They’re really smart actually. Just... dense

Yuri: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know... “Hey, I love you!”

Coco: I guess you’re right...

Coco: Hey Yuri, I love you!

Yuri: See? Just say that.

Coco: ... Oh my god.

Yuri: If that flies over their head, then sorry Coco, they’re too dumb for you.

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Sana: Met a dumbass today, awful.

Mizuki: You looked in a mirror?

Sana: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

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Yuri: Do you take constructive criticism?

Coco: Not without crying

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Akira: What...

Akira: Is your favorite rap guy?

Yuuka: That's a dead tie

Yuuka: Between me and Snoop.

Yuuka: Also MAYBE Obama but to be fair I don't think he raps irl that is mainly just a headcanon I have about him.

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Mikoto: Shucks!!

Hitomi: Hey, I'm upset about it too, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Emma, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming

Rakshata, who Emma did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.

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Haruka: One of the more fun things we do at Shinonome is the annual Easter egg hunt. Kanata did the hiding this year, and I have to say she did an exceptional job! I’ve been looking for 25 minutes and I haven’t found a single egg!

Kanata: Oh yeah. I forgot to do that.

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Yumi, asking questions for a survey: What is love?

Shizuku: Love is like Beauty and the Beast!

Akiru: Love is what you're looking at right now ;)

Sachiko: There is no such thing as love.