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Jordan: I think I'm bi

Donnie: What one?

Jordan: What do you mean?

Donnie: Bisexual? Bilingual? Bipolar?

Jon: I know

Jon: A bitch

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Danny,about Donnie: does he make your heart beat really fast?

Jon: I have anxiety,Danny,everything makes my heart beat really fast

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Donnie: Do one thing a day that scares you

Jon: Everything I do scares me,it's called anxiety

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Donnie: Christmas lights?

Jon: Check.

Donnie: Thermos of hot cocoa?

Jon: Check.

Donnie: Santa suits?

Jon: Check.

Donnie: Shovel?

Jon: Check.

Donnie: Alibi and bail money?

Jon: Check-wait,WHAT?!

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Jon: Christmas is a time for giving

Donnie: Ooh,so what are you giving?

Jon: Up.I'm giving up

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Jordan: *pointing at Jon* what's his problem?

Donnie: He's just having a moment.

Jordan: He's always having a moment.

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Jon: Can you turn on the light,please?

Donnie: I'm the only light you need in your life.

Jon: Donnie,that's sweet,but I can't see.

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Donnie: *unbuttoning shirt* Damn,it's hot in here.

Jon: Yeah,but why are u unbuttoning my shirt?

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Donnie: Don’t you worry,I will always be here to make sure no one bothers you.

Jon: Donnie?

Donnie: Yes?

Jon: You're bothering me.

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Jordan: So,how was the honeymoon?

Jon: Donnie got drunk and lit our marriage license on fire.

Jon: He said “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

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Jon: You’re crazy! Donnie doesn't have a crush on me.

Jordan: Yes,he does.

Joey: Yes,he does.

Danny: Yes,he does.

Donnie: Yes,I do.

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Donnie: We have fun,don't we Jon?

Jon: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Jordan: My bad, It’s a knee jerk response.

Donnie,holding Jon's unconscious body: WHOSE KNEE JERK RESPONSE IS TO START THROWING BRICKS AT SOMEONE???

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Jon: I’m gay.

Jordan: ...

Jordan: I know

Jon: Do you think Donnie knows?

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Jon: Donnie,do you ever think before you speak?

Donnie: Sure! I think ‘Wow,that’s hilarious’ and then I say it.

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Jon: Apparently at some point when Donnie and I were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship,he asked me how I felt about pet names,to which I replied "Well you have to call them something".The fact that I have managed to end up in a relationship is really a testament to my boyfriend's patience.

Jordan: Your boyfriend is moronsexual.

Jon: Hey! Don't call my boyfriend a moron!

Jon: .....

Jon: Wait a minute-

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Joey: Jon,don't bully Jordan.

Jon: Well,someone has to!

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