Incorrect No Evil Quotes

we all knew it would happen eventually

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MST3K Quote

Yes Calamity, insert perfunctory acknowledgement here.

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Ichabod, while discussing average heights: You are short for nonbinary.

Charles: You is not short for nonbinary, I don't know what language you're talking about.

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Xochiquetzal: That's my kind of crow.

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Huey: Even I know you don't write "hashtag".

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Charles: Ghosts ought to be afraid of me.

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Calamity: Apart from being based on a blatantly stupid idea, it's fine.

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Charles: (pointing at Calamity) You - do you talk?

Vinkle: You'll wish she didn't.

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Ichabod, performing a ritual: Hey there demons, it's me, Ya Boi.

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Paula: This one burrows into the soil when scared.

Ichabod: Same.

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Charles: What a great excuse to do some crime, though.

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Huey: I'm livin' out my worst nightmare by bein' the voice of reason.

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Calamity: I swear, if this is dactylic or anapestic, you're goin' off this tower.

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Xipetotec: Let's end this year the way we spent it: burning but fab.

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Calamity: Honestly, what aesthetic even is this? "Haunted Bohemian Shrine Aunt"? "Bad Vibes Core"? "Powerful Smothering Divorcee Aura"? "Indie Victorian Hellscape"?

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Charles: I'm not evil, just...colourfully pragmatic.

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Calamity: Lemme guess: you didn't write that line, it just appeared in the script.

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Huey: What's Christmas really about?

Amaroq: Vengeance.