#source: bugsnax

[musingswithmemes]

You let me worry about that.

I'm very used to worrying.

[musingswithmemes]

I will respect you as soon as you do something respectable.

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Dumbledore: I'm sorry, I just have to sing wherever the urge strikes me. Snape: Well, can it strike you over there?

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Minsc: I trust Edwin as far as I can throw him.

Minsc: Which is 31 feet as of last Thursday.

[incorrect-gaffers-quotes]

Duncan: I was wondering if… do you want to be my boyfriend?

DJ: …That doesn’t make any sense, dude.

Duncan: Oh! Of course you don’t feel the same way—

DJ: We’ve been dating for weeks.

Duncan: Wh-

Duncan: What.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: *shuffling awkwardly* Eddward… I… we’ve been friends for so long and I’ve always wondered how you feel about me and… d-do you want to be my boyfriend?

Eddie: What? Frank that doesn’t make any sense.

Frank: *tears welling up* Oh. I see… Y-yes. Never mind, forget I said any-

Eddie: Frank, honey, we’ve been dating for years.

Frank: Wait, what?! How is that even possible?!

Eddie: Remember that time we kissed on that ferris wheel, and I said we should move in together?

Frank: *blushing* Well, yes, but I thought we were… roommates with benefits? You know I hate ambiguity!

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: You don’t know a thing about love! That’s why your wife left you!

Lord Redgrave: I’m going to do violence to you.

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

Alpha: "Nerd? Nerd! Bro, Nerd, get out here!"

Nerd: *opens window* "I'm sorry Alpha, I'm not coming outside. I'm THIS close to finishing my next invention! Return to your lifting in peace."

Alpha: "Nerd, we talked about this, bro."

Alpha: "You gotta get outside at least one hour a day! Gotta get some fresh air, dawg."

Nerd: "Yes, what I'll 'get' is the attention of [REDACTED]..."

Alpha: "There's nobody out here but us, bro!"

Nerd: "Better to work in the shadows where I cannot be seen. Also, it's cold out there!"

Alpha: "Bro, if you're not coming outside..."

Alpha: "I'm bringin' the outside to you!" *goes to a corner of Nerd's house and prepares to lift*

Nerd: "H-Hey, no. What? You cannot lift my entire house!"

Alpha: "Oh, yes I can!" *lifts* "I'ma lift your crib, dawg!"

Nerd: *panicking* "Do not lift my crib, Alpha! I have delicate instruments in here and-"

Alpha: "LIFTIN' YOUR CRIB, DAWG!"

Nerd: *rushes outside*

Alpha: *gently puts the house back down*

Nerd: "There, I'm out in the 'fresh' air! And I can smell the chemtrails."

Alpha: *sighs* "That's right bro, one step atta time."