OT5 For The Win

100% accurate quotes said by Nu'est | I’m free Monday and Friday nights to play games @jr

[incorrectnuest]

Aron: Are you afraid I’m going to tell everyone that you like being the little spoon?

Minhyun: Everyone likes being the little spoon! It makes you feel safe

[incorrectnuest]

Jonghyun: I’m doing a great job at keeping my crush a secret

[Minki walks into room]

Jonghyun: I have to gay- I mean go

[incorrectnuest]

Minki: Nice, Jonghyun! Give me five

Jonghyun: [high fives him]

Minki: [intertwines their fingers]

Jonghyun: What-

Minki: I’m in love with you

[incorrectnuest]

Dongho: Man, Jonghyun is such an idiot

Someone else: I know right?

Dongho: Hey, that’s my best friend you’re talking about

[incorrectnuest]

[on the phone]

Minhyun: You have to get over here! I have a date in an hour and I have nothing to wear. This is all your fault!

Jonghyun: What? How is it my fault?

Minhyun: I used YOUR pickup line and now I have a date

Jonghyun: It was not a pick up line!  told you to say “Hello” !

[incorrectnuest]

Police officer: This is the police, open up!

Aron: Okay, well I don’t think my friends like me and that makes me feel-

Police officer: Sir, what are you doing?

Aron: You told me to open up...

[incorrectnuest]

Minki: Don’t even ask!

[leaves room]

[pokes head back in]

Minki: Someone follow me I’m distraught!

[incorrectnuest]

Jonghyun: Did you tell anyone that we’re dating?

Aron: Yes, Jonghyun. I have no self control and told the whole company we’re dating.

Jonghyun: Okay, no need for sarcasm

Aron: No, seriously, I have no self control and told everyone we’re dating. 

[incorrectnuest]

Dongho, mumbling: You look pretty

Minhyun: What did you say?

Dongho: Uh, I said you look shitty! Goodnight Minhyun!

[incorrectnuest]

Minhyun: Okay, let’s settle this. 

*points to Aron’s shirt*

Minhyun: What color is this?

Jonghyun: Grey?

Minki: It’s light grey

Dongho: Grey, duh

Minhyun: Okay. Now tell them what color you think it is.

Aron, very quietly: Dark white…

[incorrectnuest]

That's it. You're too polite to brag. Well fine, let me. Because the only person on earth who loves Choi Minki more than Kim Jonghyun is drunk Kim Jonghyun

drunk JR (probably)

[incorrectnuest]

Dongho: I have a permit

Jonghyun: ...This just says “I can do what I want”

[incorrectnuest]

Jonghyun: My kink is when people care about my feelings and listen to what I have to say.

Minki: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us. 

[incorrectnuest]

Aron: *flirts with Minhyun*

Minhyun: *flirts back*

Aron, thinking to himself: I was not expecting this outcome. what the fuck do I do now?

[incorrectnuest]

Minhyun: You keep a list of everyone based on how good looking they are?

Minki: Yes, I do...Number Two.

Dongho: Minki?

Minki: Yes, Number Seven--uh, Dongho?

[incorrectnuest]

Minhyun: Hey, I’ve got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?

Aron: I don’t know...

Dongho: Yeah, me neither...

Minki: Jonghyun!

*They all look at Minki*

Jonghyun: What?

Aron: What?

Minki: *laughs nervously* ha ha I don’t know...me neither

[incorrectnuest]

Minki: Hey, Jonghyun, do you want me to do a tarot card reading for you?

Jonghyun: Oh, sure!

*Minki lays down cards*

Minki: Alright, this one tells me you’re a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-

Jonghyun: Minki, these aren’t even tarot cards, they’re just pictures of me