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Noel, about snow: It’s cold, it’s a pain, it ruins your day.

Noel: It’s like Liam, but warmer.

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Noel: I’m breaking up with you.

Liam: Is it because I say “uh oh Spaghetti O’s” when things go wrong?

Noel: Yes.

Liam: (under his breath) Uh oh Spaghetti O’s.

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What I would do with a million dollars? Simple, buy more money. What do you mean, that’s not how it works?

Noel Gallagher, probably.

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Noel: I need an adult!

Liam: I am an adult.

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Hello, people in the Internet. Welcome to my musings: Liam talkin’. Yes, you read right. I spell ‘talking’ with no 'g’. That is to show I have attitude.

Liam Gallagher when he tweets.

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Liam: How was I?

Noel: Scattered. Annoying. Alternating between genius and bad puns.

Liam: Business as usual, then.

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I actually have another plan. It’s not as smart, but it’s definitely more dumb. And for whatever reason, I sometimes feel like my dumb plans work better.

Noel Gallagher, probably.

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Liam: So this is the supermarket... Do you like, buy food here?

Noel: (sarcastically) No, Liam, we buy our clothes here.

Liam: Really?

Noel: Yes, we buy clothes here at the grocery store.

Liam: Oh my god! Then where do you buy your food?!

Noel: Sears.

Liam:

Noel:

Liam:

Noel: ...god, rich kids are so freaking stupid.

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Noel: Haha, I don’t get fan letters like you do.

Liam: Well, that’s true...

Noel: I only get checks.

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I am 21 years old, and I live with 3 other 21+ year old ADULTS. And one of them opened up MY bag of cereal and only stole THE TOY, then LEFT THE BAG OPEN. A whole ass adult opened up my bag of cereal and stole my toy. I am prepared for combat.

Liam, early days of Oasis.

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Noel, hiding his face:

Liam: Pfft, are you crying?

Noel, who has clearly cried because of Liam: No!- I’m just...

Noel: ...very disappointed in you right now.

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Gem: Um, why is Liam tied to a chair?

Andy: The question you’ll soon be asking is, “why ain't he gagged”?

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Liam: You’re afraid of ghosts!

Noel: Not really.

Liam: You said it yourself, sometimes you doubt if ghosts really aren’t real.

Noel: That’s cause I like to keep an open mind.

Liam: So why are you so scared when you hear a noise at night, huh?

Noel: Because the last time I heard a noise in the middle of the night it was you, naked, breaking into my apartment, and it traumatized me.

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Liam: Sorry I was late. I was… doing things.

Noel: [slams open the door, noticeably disheveled] HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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Gem: Why should I trust you?

Noel: You can’t. Honest to God, you can’t. I will stab you in the back and run without remorse. What you can trust is that Liam is being a pain in the ass to me right now, and I do not tolerate pains in my ass.

Gem: …ok, admittedly, I do trust that.

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I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying

Liam Gallagher.