Incorrect Old Gods of Appalachia Quotes

Just an esoteric little blog hoping to make other Old Gods Pod enjoyers laugh Have a pleasant day/night family!

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Relistening to the whole podcast again and I’d forgotten just how unsettling Troy’s voice is the first time you hear it

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Attention JT Fields enjoyers!

Whatever you do, don’t think about Jack thinking about Doc and Marigold while trying to figure out how to get Tommy back to Ginny

Don’t think about him trying to do right by this young couple to somehow maybe make up for the harm he caused the other one

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Jack Fields stop feeding your errand boys to the Locke family challenge it’s like the guy who kept buying shelter cats and letting coyotes eat them

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Rachel and Jonah: *arguing*

Jonah, standing stern: Enough! We must handle this like adults!

Rachel, tilting her head mischievously: Rock, paper, scissors, then?

Jonah, crossing his arms: Obviously.

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Polly: What are we? We used to be glamorous, amazing, mega-villains! And now?

Crane: We have depth and character, ma’am.

Polly: *look of disgust*

Crane: *equally disgusted*

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Skin’t Tom: I came out here to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now.

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Ellie: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover you?

Marcie: Ellie, it’s 4 o’clock in the morning

Ellie, seizing the opportunity as a younger sibling: So, you can’t sleep huh?

Ellie: Is it because of the blanket?

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Playing Panthers on the Mountainside again was rude and uncalled for, are you trying to make me cry?

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Old Gods of Appalachia is pretty cool btw

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Oh Daughter Dooley, my love, I’m so sorry

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Horned Head: Surprise, witch.

Daughter Dooley: *screams in frustration*

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Daughter Dooley: But that’s murder!

The Baby: Ugh, grow up!

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D.L.: This may shock you but not everyone here likes you.

Jack, on trial: Sounds ridiculous, but go on.

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I am once again holding my hat in my hand and asking to learn more about Ellie Walker’s Dad

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Lavinia: BE BACK IN A BIT BABY!

Skin’t Tom: Okay, bye, I’ll missss youuuuu!

Lavinia: I’LL MISS YOU FUCKING MORE!

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Marcie: I need you to stir with your dominant hand, counterclockwise.

Melvin: *stares*

Marcie: To the left.

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Jack Timothy Fields III, the character of all time

Ageless (??) Trickster God (?) (where/when did he even come from?), Fakest idgaf-er alive, Has screwed over essentially ALL of Appalachia at this point and will do so again, Hangs out in trees with raccoons and possums but also likes whisky and his cooshie office, Got stabbed to death by the antlers of The Evil Deer™️ don’t worry he’s fine now, Is (kinda?) friends with what feels like all of the most powerful witches around, Has a weird and very interesting relationship with the evil personification of railroad expansion, Friend to magically gifted kids everywhere, Literally the Jack in every story that has a Jack™️ in it, and about a million other things

I love him