#jonah hellbender

[j-mysticalien]

I could have sworn I made this post last season but I can’t find it but especially with the new episode

Chosen ones of the dark support group starring Daughter Dooley, Cowboy Absher, Jonah Hellbender/ Solomon Locke, and hell even Polly Barrow.

[incorrectoldgodsquotes]

Rachel and Jonah: *arguing*

Jonah, standing stern: Enough! We must handle this like adults!

Rachel, tilting her head mischievously: Rock, paper, scissors, then?

Jonah, crossing his arms: Obviously.

[bedrottinhaint]

Behold, the first ever drawing I did of Jonah, back when he was first introduced. Until season 4, I exclusively referred to him as the "Union Busting Demon Baby" 😂.

[alfalfairy]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Old Gods of Appalachia (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Cowboy Absher, Jonah Hellbender, Greta Amburgey Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Missing Scene, Children, Curses, Angst, Fluff, (takes place post-episode 34), (spoilers up through episode 50) Series: Part 2 of missing scenes from the mountains

Hardbuckle, Kentucky, 1931.

There was really only one reason why Granny left town on her own. “You need help Granny?”

“Sure do. Why don’t you take a look in the passenger seat there?” she called out, and Cowboy went obligingly to the car and peered in. 

Then he popped his head back out with a smile and declared, “You got a baby in here, Granny.”

@j-mysticalien i wrote this after our conversation in the comments

[jtfieldsiii]

Polly Barrow and her hollow men + some others (ignore the botfly it was just hanging out)

[hawkfurze]

Jonah Hellbender🤝Jonathan Sins

“Lets open a door to reveal a fun surprise!”

[incorrectoldgodsquotes]

Tommy, if he’d still been around at the time: Hey, watch your language around the kids!

Skeeter, Rachel and Jonah:

Jack: Shit, that’s right you guys are just kids. I gotta watch my fucking mouth around you little bastards

Tommy: Dude!

Jack: I mean… shoot. I’ve gotta watch my fucking mouth around you little bastards

[j-mysticalien]

I think I’d be so fun if at some point we got a Jonah Hellbender/Solomon Locke and Cowboy Absher/ Caleb Gibson teamup

Let those chosen ones of the dark have a good talk or something