Incorrect Ouran Host Club Quotes

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How did you get so many followers???

Hi anon!

Sorry for the late response, both us mods have been kinda busy recently 😅.

To answer your question though… we have no idea???? It just sort of… happened??? Honestly we’ve been floored with just how many people have decided to follow this mess of a blog 😂😂. We currently have 2,166 followers, which is just mind-blowing seeing as we haven’t even done anything recently.

In all seriousness though, we’d like to thank every one of our followers for their support (and apologize profusely for our lack of activity recently 😅), and we hope we can keep making you laugh with these silly little quotes!

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People underestimate the power of nostalgia. Nostalgia is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses. Second only to the neck

Mori

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Tamaki: Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

Haruhi: Go ahead, I need to practice hitting a moving target.

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Haruhi: It feels like you're being a little harsh.

Kyouya: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I'll turn it up.

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I want my father, on his death bed—four or five years from now—to look at me and say, “That! That is the man that I raised!” And I want him to be pointing at some other boy. Because that means that maybe, just maybe, I am not his biological son

Kyouya

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Tamaki: Aren't you going to ask me about my day?

Kyouya: So, how was your day, as if I care?

Tamaki: Try again!

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Tamaki: We fucked up

Haruhi: We?

Tamaki: As in both of us?

Haruhi: That wasn’t the correction I was looking for.

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Intolerance will not be tolerated!

Tamaki

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Kaoru: So talk to me Hikaru, how are we lookin’?

Hikaru: Sexy, but not like we’re trying to, but like, sure we’re trying, but it’s almost effortless?

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Tamaki: Don't you ever just wake up and think "Wow, what a beautiful day! Isn't it great to be alive?"

Twins: Where did you grow up? In a greeting card?

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Tamaki: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Haruhi: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Twins: Smad.

Kyouya: There are two types of people

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It's very important that I am both cute and powerful

Honey

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Tamaki: I'm a confident driver.

Haruhi: You almost ran someone over!

Tamaki: Confidently!

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Tamaki: You almost set me on fire!

Twins: But we didn’t!

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We stand for liberty, justice, and…other stuff

Tamaki, to the Host Club

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Tamaki: Come on, group hug! You too, Kyouya!

Kyouya: Don't touch me.

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My good looks are ruining people's lives

Tamaki