1-800-ARE-YOU-NAPPIN

Kaylee/Kass | 26 | ♌ | Enby Ace Lesbian ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ Been on here since 2013 and regretted only most of that. Mostly just here to reblog stuff for my Hyperfixation Of The Week™. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ ⋆ my pronouns are they/them/theirs ⋆ ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ NO PRESSURE TO FOLLOW BACK!!!

[renegade-hierophant-deactivated]

Advice from 4500 years ago.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I like ths translation. “it would be wise of you to remember this”

[beckrl]

[relelvance]

When they started forcing us to use a phone number to login/create an account is when we should've started killing people

[kaity--did]

Starting a new thread of insane shit I over hear my husband say to our toddler.

“Here, will this rice cake cracker sate your dark passanger?”

[kaity--did]

2. “Come now my child.”

*bluey the album starts playing*

[kaity--did]

3. “Oh I am so sorry. You’ve been mildly inconvenienced. How dare I truly”

[kaity--did]

4. “It is she! Her Majesty, Queen of the Sludge, Keeper of Goo, DJ Baby P (In the House) Dropper of Beats and Clapper of Hands”

[kaity--did]

5. He is in charge of bathtime and he lifted the ghoul tonight while singing “come with me and you’ll be in a world of baby sanitation” and I laughed so hard I snorted pasta

[kaity--did]

6. Okay this is more one that he said to me about the toddler but he was home with her while I was at work and I just got this text

[kaity--did]

7.

“Happy Independence Day Sweetie! Nationalism is a cancer!”

[kaity--did]

8. This is another one he said to me about her but still it made me laugh so hard I nearly choked

[johnpronoun-deactivated20220830]

[beartnie]

There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that

[pyrotechnicss]

[lydiadeetzharborside-deactivate]

[horrorlesbians]

the normalization of being able to take photos of random people without their consent and just post it online without care for their feelings or privacy being violated for who knows to see makes me literally murderous

[kushblazer666]

my mom’s getting too into the meme game

[lornagonigall]

your mother is funnier than literally everyone on tumblr

[adobe-outdesign]

I was thinking about what social media, Tumblr specifically, would be like in the Pokemon universe. conclusion: not that different

[tedathon]

[muse-whimsy]

[shadowkat678]

[merptastical]

[noahmio]

[capos-devotion-burger]

[day-one-dlc]

[mewzaque]

[silver-the-second]

[hikennosabo]

[cancerously]

[anonymousedward]

[minecraftarson]

hey guys u are now ur minecraft skin irl how fucked are you

[memefxcker]

every time I do photography for the wildlife center I end up getting photos of birds who are not at all prepared for their close up

[spellinwaiting]

tumblr giveaway!

reblog this post for your chance to be KIDNAPPED by the BIRD KING!

rules:

only reblogs count

no giveaway blogs

you dont have to be following me

the BIRD KING has not given me the full details on what he plans to do with the person he kidnaps

from what i know, i believe he plans to make you his BIRD QUEEN

or possibly BIRD KING-CONSORT or if you prefer gender-neutral terms then just BIRD CONSORT. it does not matter. the BIRD KING is PANSEXUAL

the giveaway will end WHEN THE BIRD KING DEMANDS IT

leave your inbox open, ill contact the winner on where and when they will be KIDNAPPED by the BIRD KING

good luck!

[saint-nevermore]

its always so funny seeing discord screenshots and seeing the whack names people give themselves so i propose a Game. what is your username (without the number tag) and nickname in your most active server

[enbies-and-felonies]

hey i hope all my followers know that you don’t have to wear any makeup at all. ever. like, you can just not do it. make-up is something that’s been normalized to the point where people think it’s necessary but i’m telling you that it’s completely okay to not ever wear makeup

not “oh yeah you only need mascara and foundation” like no. you don’t have to wear *any* makeup. at all. not even one thing

[american-boyboss]

[longscorsese]

happy 4th of july beloved american mutuals

[newtypezaku]