Oscar: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?
Ozpin : There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

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Oscar: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?
Ozpin : There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.
Ozpin : Yeah, I don’t like people.
Oscar: Oh, well now that’s not fair Ozpin . Have you met all of them?
Ozpin : I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards!
Ozpin : I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Oscar:
Ozpin : Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Oscar: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.
Oscar: can we go to a haunted house this year?
Ozpin: what's wrong with the one we live in
Oscar: what??
Ozpin: goodnight son
Oscar: Tonight-- you know... Do not come.
Ozpin: I shall not leave you.
Oscar: I shall look as if I were suffering. I shall look a little as if I were dying. It is like that. Do not come to see that. It is not worth the trouble...
Ozpin: I shall not leave you.
Ozpin: [ tearing up due to spicy food ]
King of Vale: Ozpin, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know.
Ozpin: I'm not crying?
King of Vale, hugging Ozpin's head: Shush baby, it's okay. Papa is here and loves you with his whole heart.
Ozpin: I think I'm a good person and I deserve love and respect.
Oscar: I agree, but who are you and what have you done with Ozpin.
Ozma: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.
Ozpin, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Ozpin, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Ozpin: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
Ozma: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Ozpin: That naptime was a punishment.
Oscar: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.
Clover: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Oscar: Lmao, @ Jaune.
[Volume 8]
Oscar: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.
God of Light: What’s the status down there?
Ozma: Fucked up, about to die, Oscar’s a nerd. The usual.
King of Vale, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Ozpin: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Ozpin: Here's some advice.
Oscar: I didn't ask for any.
Ozpin: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.
Ozpin: We should act like responsible parents and tell Oscar about the birds and the bees.
Ozma: Yes.
Ozma: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
Oscar to Ruby: There might be millions of roses in the whole world, but you're my only one, unique rose.