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Ash: My head hurts.

Paul: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

May Please, for me?

Drew: Don’t do that.

May: What?

Drew: You think whenever you say ‘please, for me’ that I’ll just do whatever you want.

Drew: Not this time.

May: Please, for me?

Drew: Okay.

Misty: Us. Kissing. What was I thinking? Could you imagine that?

Ash: Yeah. [laughs nervously] I definitely wouldn’t want to kiss you.

Misty: Oh well, I didn’t realize it was such a horrible option. Sorry I suggested it!

Ash: No, no, I mean if it was a choice between kissing you and dying...

Misty: Ugh!

Ash: What? I’m saying I’d rather kiss you than die. That’s a compliment!

MIsty: Well, I am not sure which I would rather do! [storms off]

Ash: What is wrong with me?

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