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Hey everyone, this is probably the last time I'll be posting pretty blood content here. I'll probably either only post crisis management content or ditch this thing all together. Thank you for all the memories

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Rinny, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day? Eluca: … Eluca: What’s in the box? Rinny: What woul- Eluca: Rinny, what’s in the box? Rinny: I think you know.

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Bloon: WHO THE FUCK- Copper: Whoa, language! Bloon: I speak fucking English! Copper: …

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Rinny: Maleen has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

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Rose: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and… Rook: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Rose, slightly more concerned: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said… Rook: Yeah there's no saving this kid, but that will be another ten bajillion dollars- Rose, under her breath: Damn are all the medics this miserable?

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Not incorrect posting but would u guys like to see more crisis management posting?? :3 It's not very popular but I'm just asking for those who are in the fandom

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Kling : LOOK, I-I, I don’t even know what this is all about, is this about the boykisser meme? A-a is about a-anything? In-In-In what happened with Otter and me? I don’t know, PLEASE, TELL ME, I NEED TO KNOW, PLEASE! I-I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON!!! I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON, PLEA-

(Anyways fuck Kling's Va)

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Muffin, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Mity: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Zazaba: I personally was created in a lab. Zoey: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Eluca: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin? Rinny: The same methods I use on my victims silly! Rinny: grabs a chainsaw

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Nono: cooking Sadny: kicks down door Sadny: grabs knife from Nono's hand Sadny: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR? Nono: Nono: What. Kuroko: He's trying to tell you he wants to cook.

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Pretty Blood employee: What are your names? Mr. Bin: Don't tell them, Nono. Pretty blood employee, writing: Nono… Mr. Bin: Crap. Nono: Nice going, Mr. Bin. Pretty blood employee: Nono: Uh oh.

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Nono, texting Mr. Bin: Text me when you’re home safely. Mr. Bin: I’m home dangerously. Nono: Stop it. Mr. Bin: I’m home lethally.

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Puzz: I just wanna be called cute 21/7. Mr. X: Why not 24/7? Puzz: Snack breaks.

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Yooloo: Why is there blood everywhere? Elma : I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife. Yooloo: You stabbed someone?! Elma : No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

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Rose: A SPIDEEER!!!!!! Rook: KILL IT! SMASH IT! Ethan: BURN IT! Rose: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN! Dimitri: Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!

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Sadny: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Kuroko: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Sadny: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Kuroko: sigh What do you want? Sadny: Chicken nuggets please.

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Sadny: Oooh, a train! Nono: We’re in a train station, Sadny.