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Louis: What if Mayonnaise came in cans?

Leo: Well, that would suck, because you can't microwave metal.

Schanne: Good morning to everyone, except these two people.

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Louis: I really like this whole 'good guy/bad guy' thing you guys have going on.

Schanne: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Soda isn't.

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Leo: I don't want to hurt their feelings!

Alex: Hurt their feel- Do you just walk around all day, thinking about other peoples feelings?

Leo: Yeah, don't you?

Alex: No! How do you get anything done?

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Louis: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.

Schanne: Spear.

Louis: BLOCKED

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Francis: I lost Soda! I just turned around and he disappeared!

Jenji: I told you, never let him out of your sight. That goes double for holidays and wax museums.

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Jenji: I think we're missing something.

Schanne: Cohesion?

Louis: Teamwork?

Soda: A general sense of what we're doing?

Jenji: Well, yes. But also Alex.

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Leo: People say you can either 'be part of the problem' or 'part of the solution', but I happen to believe I can be both.

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Soda: Jenji and I are so in sync, we finish each others....

Jenji: [staring off into space]

Soda: Ssss..

Jenji, snapping back to reality: someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

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Schanne: Hey Louis?

Louis: Yeah?

Schanne: How many cats do you think it would take to fill the whole world?

Louis: Well, at least eleven.

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Police: We found the person who stole your identity and impersonated you.

Jenji: Where were they?

Police: Eating Cheetos and crying in their car.

Jenji, impressed: They really went for it.

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Soda: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Janne: Neither.

Janne: Because it's twelve.

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Soda: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?

Leo: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

Soda: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.

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Soda: I turned out perfectly fine!

Janne: Soda, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Soda: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Soda: So what do you do?

Louis: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.

Soda: Wow, impressive!

Louis: Then I'll move on to Leos.

Soda: o-oh...

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Soda: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Jenji: You and me!!!

Soda, tearing up: Okay.

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Soda: Croissants: dropped

Louis: Road: works ahead

Jenji: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Leo: Shavacado: fre

Janne: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Alex:

Alex, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Soda: Just be yourself.

Louis: 'Be myself'? Soda, I have one day to win this girl over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Leo: Couple weeks.

Janne: Six months.

Alex: Jury’s still out.

Louis: See, Soda?

Louis: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?