Louis: What if Mayonnaise came in cans?
Leo: Well, that would suck, because you can't microwave metal.
Schanne: Good morning to everyone, except these two people.

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Louis: What if Mayonnaise came in cans?
Leo: Well, that would suck, because you can't microwave metal.
Schanne: Good morning to everyone, except these two people.
Louis: I really like this whole 'good guy/bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Schanne: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Soda isn't.
Leo: I don't want to hurt their feelings!
Alex: Hurt their feel- Do you just walk around all day, thinking about other peoples feelings?
Leo: Yeah, don't you?
Alex: No! How do you get anything done?
Louis: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Schanne: Spear.
Louis: BLOCKED
Francis: I lost Soda! I just turned around and he disappeared!
Jenji: I told you, never let him out of your sight. That goes double for holidays and wax museums.
[Playing Comp]
Jenji: I think we're missing something.
Schanne: Cohesion?
Louis: Teamwork?
Soda: A general sense of what we're doing?
Jenji: Well, yes. But also Alex.
Leo: People say you can either 'be part of the problem' or 'part of the solution', but I happen to believe I can be both.
Soda: Jenji and I are so in sync, we finish each others....
Jenji: [staring off into space]
Soda: Ssss..
Jenji, snapping back to reality: someBODY ONCE TOLD ME
Schanne: Hey Louis?
Louis: Yeah?
Schanne: How many cats do you think it would take to fill the whole world?
Louis: Well, at least eleven.
Police: We found the person who stole your identity and impersonated you.
Jenji: Where were they?
Police: Eating Cheetos and crying in their car.
Jenji, impressed: They really went for it.
Soda: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Janne: Neither.
Janne: Because it's twelve.
Soda: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?
Leo: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!
Soda: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.
Soda: I turned out perfectly fine!
Janne: Soda, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Soda: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Soda: So what do you do?
Louis: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Soda: Wow, impressive!
Louis: Then I'll move on to Leos.
Soda: o-oh...
Soda: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Jenji: You and me!!!
Soda, tearing up: Okay.
Soda: Croissants: dropped
Louis: Road: works ahead
Jenji: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Leo: Shavacado: fre
Janne: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Alex:
Alex, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Soda: Just be yourself.
Louis: 'Be myself'? Soda, I have one day to win this girl over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Leo: Couple weeks.
Janne: Six months.
Alex: Jury’s still out.
Louis: See, Soda?
Louis: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?