dota: dragon's blood

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Mirana, on the phone: Alright I’m here, open up.

Davion:

Davion: As a child I was forced to eat dog food for dinner.

Mirana: Open the fucking door-

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Mirana: Knock knock!

Davion: Who’s there?

Mirana: No, I’m not doing a knock-knock joke.

Davion: …No I’m Not Doing A Knock-Knock Joke who?

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Fymryn: We’re friends!

Invoker: I’m gonna set you on fire.

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Invoker: On our side we have facts, science, and reason. All Selemene has is fear-mongering and lies.

Invoker:

Invoker: Oh my god, they’re gonna win.

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Luna: I’m in love with Corpse.

Mirana: Whose?

Luna: No, the musical group called Corpse.

Mirana: Oh. I love how I didn’t even question it.

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Davion, interrupting Mirana and their relationship arguing: Bram, Bram, can you come here? If you were my partner, would you be all freaked out that I’m JUST FRIENDS with Fymryn?

Mirana: Who cares what Bram thinks?

Bram: Honestly, I wouldn’t love it.

Mirana: I care what they think.

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Davion: Hey look what I did at work today!

Mirana: These are paper boats and you’re a Dragon Knight.

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Fymryn: Come on, you love this show!

Invoker: Yeah, but I always skip the Christmas episodes.

Fymryn: Because the themes of family and togetherness are a chilling reminder of your own isolation?

Invoker: No, but thank you for that.

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Invoker: Name one thing that’s greater than my thirst for revenge against Selemene.

Fymryn: Your love for your daughter.

Invoker, tearing up: Okay.

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Luna: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

Mirana: Not by the law!

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Mirana: If I see a rat, I simply leave the room elegantly and require Marci or someone else to do something about it.

Mirana: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

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Teacher: Your child was in a fight.

Davion: Oh no, that’s terrible!

Mirana: Did they win?

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Luna: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Davion: What?

Luna: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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Davion: Guys, I think we should split up. We’ll cover more ground that way.

Mirana: Good idea.

[Davion leaves]

Mirana, to Marci: Davion is full of terrible ideas. Let’s not split up.

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Selemene: I love disasters.

Invoker: Self love is a healthy thing.

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Fymryn: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Mirana: Have everyone stand.

Davion: Bring three more chairs!

Invoker: The most important ones can sit down.

Luna: Kill three.

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Marci : *face palms*

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Mirana: This is such a bad idea.

Davion: Then why are you coming along?

Mirana: One of us needs to be able to talk the Dragon Knights out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.