Mirana, on the phone: Alright I’m here, open up.
Davion:
Davion: As a child I was forced to eat dog food for dinner.
Mirana: Open the fucking door-
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Mirana, on the phone: Alright I’m here, open up.
Davion:
Davion: As a child I was forced to eat dog food for dinner.
Mirana: Open the fucking door-
Mirana: Knock knock!
Davion: Who’s there?
Mirana: No, I’m not doing a knock-knock joke.
Davion: …No I’m Not Doing A Knock-Knock Joke who?
Fymryn: We’re friends!
Invoker: I’m gonna set you on fire.
Invoker: On our side we have facts, science, and reason. All Selemene has is fear-mongering and lies.
Invoker:
Invoker: Oh my god, they’re gonna win.
Luna: I’m in love with Corpse.
Mirana: Whose?
Luna: No, the musical group called Corpse.
Mirana: Oh. I love how I didn’t even question it.
Davion, interrupting Mirana and their relationship arguing: Bram, Bram, can you come here? If you were my partner, would you be all freaked out that I’m JUST FRIENDS with Fymryn?
Mirana: Who cares what Bram thinks?
Bram: Honestly, I wouldn’t love it.
Mirana: I care what they think.
Davion: Hey look what I did at work today!
Mirana: These are paper boats and you’re a Dragon Knight.
Fymryn: Come on, you love this show!
Invoker: Yeah, but I always skip the Christmas episodes.
Fymryn: Because the themes of family and togetherness are a chilling reminder of your own isolation?
Invoker: No, but thank you for that.
Invoker: Name one thing that’s greater than my thirst for revenge against Selemene.
Fymryn: Your love for your daughter.
Invoker, tearing up: Okay.
Luna: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?
Mirana: Not by the law!
Mirana: If I see a rat, I simply leave the room elegantly and require Marci or someone else to do something about it.
Mirana: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Davion: Oh no, that’s terrible!
Mirana: Did they win?
Luna: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Davion: What?
Luna: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
Davion: Guys, I think we should split up. We’ll cover more ground that way.
Mirana: Good idea.
[Davion leaves]
Mirana, to Marci: Davion is full of terrible ideas. Let’s not split up.
Selemene: I love disasters.
Invoker: Self love is a healthy thing.
Fymryn: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Mirana: Have everyone stand.
Davion: Bring three more chairs!
Invoker: The most important ones can sit down.
Luna: Kill three.
Marci : *face palms*
Mirana: This is such a bad idea.
Davion: Then why are you coming along?
Mirana: One of us needs to be able to talk the Dragon Knights out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.